Petition To Start Saying Steve Minecraft Just Like Sans Undertale.

ReaperCoin: The first crypto currency that can only be sold via auction after your death. So the only way to make money is to JUST DIE.

I'm so capitalist, I don't equally distribute my sugar between scoops of my measuring spoon.

I wonder if the new hard R will be "clanker" against sentient robots.

Did you know that in the Disney universe, animals with clothes have dominion over the other animals. That's why goofy isn't a pet and some dogs are.

He had the hood, now only if there was a conveniently placed hay bale for him to jump into from one of the buildings. Then law enforcement would have simply forgotten about him.

Hold up a cross, nobody bats an eye. Hold up a sign that says "I groom children by threatening them with torture" everybody loses their minds.

Rev up those guillotines!

Someone write a fantasy where "millennial" is a slur for people over a thousand years old