You Never See Republicans Designing Guns For Disabled People Or Subsidizing Guns For Poor People, So

With all this talk of AI girlfriends, I just want the same AI to play all my co op video games with. A gaming buddy that never leaves or plays selfishly but I can still reference past experiences across games.

There should be simulated feuds in modern nobility: Each noble gets one paintball and if they break it on another noble then that noble is taken out of their lineage. This way only the STRONG will survive! Modern nobility has gone SOFT!

I think of Dr Pepper as a man simply because it was founded in 1885 so all doctors were male back then.

Never trust someone that says "it's just science" or "BIOLOGY" If you can't get more specific than that then you're full of shit.

Who would punch a innocent Charlie Chaplin cosplayer?!

Remember when mossy cobble was impressive because there were so few rare items. Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Every character in a fanfic is a OC if you haven't watched the original content.

Bold of you to assume those against universal healthcare know other countries exist

Why won't feral cats LOVE ME?!

He had the hood, now only if there was a conveniently placed hay bale for him to jump into from one of the buildings. Then law enforcement would have simply forgotten about him.