I Roll To Kiss The Nerd! Also, It Can't Go Into The Negatives Or Below 20! Hahaaa!

You'll never know unless you try, Dipper. If it doesn't work, you could always try hiding your tape recorders so they can't make recordings of you saying horrible things to mail to your family members.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

Absolutely. Doomed yaoi tastes better than toxic yaoi.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford

I'm great I think but I'm still really sad about Frederick (my lizard) and now I feel like I'm going to throw up so maybe I'm not great

*sigh* I miss my wife, Stanley. I miss him a lot. I'll be back.

Well, that's definitely a question. I suppose the correct answer here would be "yes".

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

Your tags have me imagining Robotnik hanging onto Stone like a koala while Stone makes him a latte (I headcanon Stone as being ridiculously strong, because how dare he lack the strength required to carry Robotnik when he doesn't want to get up!)

Then Robotnik realizes one horrible thing when Stone hands him the latte. He needs both of his hands to drink it (since he drinks like a little gremlin that just found treasure), but that would mean being put down. But he really doesn't want to wait for Stone to find a chair.

So he makes Stone sit on the floor so he doesn't have to get down.

Robotnik does this to make people uncomfortable and no other reason.

The zombie spiders are much more important than this small issue. I'm surprised you're siding with Stanley.

Hi Grunkle Ford! So remember the ask I sent about getting rid of zombie spiders.... and how I said it wasn't relevant to anything...

Okay so, believe it or not, it actually IS relevant, and Mabel and I were wondering if you would like to come over to California to be part of our drum quartet

Normally, I would be ecstatic at an opportunity such as this! However, due to a health issue (which I can most definitely still function with and does not affect my ability to play drums), Stanley said I'm "not allowed to leave the house unless it's on fire". Of course Mr. Stubborn-as-a-mule is the one to tell me to follow my doctor's orders.

Of course! Metamorphosis and evolution isn't a one man job.

do you wish to respond to the allegations that you are and always have been a tree frog?

I love tree frogs. They always look so stupid and confused, and it's the cutest thing ever. I currently am not one, but I may evolve into one at a future point in time.

Have you seen the tree frogs in Dimension 96? They're huge! And residents have them as what we would consider "guard dogs". Dimension 96 has guard frogs.

Back to the original question, no. I am not a tree frog. But I hope to be one day.

I finally found time to finish this meme He knows Bill has no control over him now, and he doesn't hesitate to show it at every opportunity.

What do you think will happen? a) He'll fly higher and then be pulled back to the place of death. b) He'll hit his head in Gravity Falls' weirdness bubble. c) He'll fly off into space and never be seen again, end of AU.

The original of this meme:

His fucking blueberry...

I AM PLAYING STARDEW VALLEY RIGHT NOW AND PIERRE IS PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF . I THOUGHT BEFORE PLAYING , " HE CAN ' T BE THAT BAD . WHY IS EVERYONE SHITTING ON HIM ? "

THEN HE TOLD JODI THAT A BLUEBERRY I FUCKING SOLD HIM WAS " GROWN IN HIS OWN BACKYARD " . YOU DON ' T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BACKYARD !

HE STOLE THE CREDIT FOR MY WORK . STEALING FROM A DISABLED PERSON IS CRAZY . ABLEIST PIERRE CONFIRMED ? !