I Finally Found Time To Finish This Meme He Knows Bill Has No Control Over Him Now, And He Doesn't Hesitate

What is a "Paranormal bottom"?

All you need to know is that I AM NOT ONE. Furthermore, I SHOULD NOT BE CALLED ONE.

I got the name from a nickname generator.

Reblog of shame, the original artist is mmairo on Twitter. This person has made their entire blog about stealing art, and uses being "miserable" as an excuse.

bill fumbled

Finally, something we agree on. He fumbled the lives of the entire galaxy!

I finally got around to writing the first chapter of my Stobotnik fanfiction! I am still workshopping the name, but the placeholder so kindly suggested to me by my niece is there for now. I know literally nothing about writing and posting fanfiction, so if anyone has suggestions or tips, they are greatly appreciated.

I am writing this because I need to see these two happy together, but the movie directors do nothing but disappoint me. So I'm rewriting their story from the very beginning. 

Okay, okay. I know what happened. Stanley and the Pope were smoking weed together to celebrate Stanley's win (Stanley and the Pope are good friends), when Doofenshmirtz hit the Pope with the Haveastrokeinator 3000, which was the only invention in his entire history that worked exactly the way it was supposed to. It didn't even explode afterwards.

I just realized something. And of course this would happen. But Stanley won the Tumblr competition. On weed day. He swears up and down that he doesn't smoke weed, but considering how rank his bedroom smells, I'd say this makes perfect sense.

Happy weed day, Stanley.

would you smooch a triangle

Yes, if it was Pyramid Steve, and just on his forehead. Pyramid Steve is adorable. Aside from that, no. I will stick to kissing my husband.

Freaks. Both of you.

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favorite color ꕀ green and brown last song ꕀ tú by maye currently reading ꕀ the luminaries by susan dennard currently watching ꕀ the great british baking show currently craving ꕀ massaman curry. like always. and like. alcohol and a couple cigs HAHA. a break too :P coffee or tea ꕀ always tea! i don't like coffee

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The kind we put up around the Shack that kept Bill out.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

Ohhh, I know what this is about. You fell for it, didn't you? The secrets of the universe are too great for even you to handle.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BELOVED BECAUSE I THINK YOU’LL LOVE WHAT HAPPENS SOON

What. What are you talking about. What did I do? I'm genuinely confused.

Wow. Only "Sonic the Hedgehog" would get mad about being told someone loves him.

I think... I love you.

UH , WHO IS THIS ? ONLY COWARDS ASK ANONYMOUSLY . AND THE ONLY PERSON I LOVE IS MY HUSBAND .