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@therealstanfordpines get doodled

Okay, we didn't all need to hear about that.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

Nothing "happened", the doctor simply said something about my heart "overworking itself" due to "overexertion". I honestly doubt that, but Stanley just will not let it go.

Hi Grunkle Ford! So remember the ask I sent about getting rid of zombie spiders.... and how I said it wasn't relevant to anything...

Okay so, believe it or not, it actually IS relevant, and Mabel and I were wondering if you would like to come over to California to be part of our drum quartet

Normally, I would be ecstatic at an opportunity such as this! However, due to a health issue (which I can most definitely still function with and does not affect my ability to play drums), Stanley said I'm "not allowed to leave the house unless it's on fire". Of course Mr. Stubborn-as-a-mule is the one to tell me to follow my doctor's orders.

I finally got around to writing the first chapter of my Stobotnik fanfiction! I am still workshopping the name, but the placeholder so kindly suggested to me by my niece is there for now. I know literally nothing about writing and posting fanfiction, so if anyone has suggestions or tips, they are greatly appreciated.

I am writing this because I need to see these two happy together, but the movie directors do nothing but disappoint me. So I'm rewriting their story from the very beginning. 

did you guys know that moss mostly tastes like dirt. to be fair i probably shouldve washed it off before consumption, but im not a scientist im just someone who eats moss.

Well, since you have consumed it, it is only fair that you become infected. Also, washing your food is not a science. It is common sense.

HOW’S IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT THE INNOCENT CROCHET TURTLE WHO HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG IS GOING TO BE NAMED AFTER THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE BECAUSE OF ME

ALSO I’M PASSING ON THE MOSS. GET GREENED LOSER I’M TURNING YOU GREEN

First of all, the turtle isn't even mine. Second, why the fuck did you pass the moss onto me. I can't afford to be covered in moss!

Reblog if its ok for your moots to stalk your blog and interact with everything you've posted.

Or, perhaps, the classic BillFiddlesFord solution. Where everyone can be both happy and miserable at the same time.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford

EMERGENCY! THIS TURTLE NEEDS A NAME!

My friend Shadow has a crocheted turtle, and he needs a name for it! Whatever names are suggested, I will put into a poll and the most voted one will be the turtle's name!

The poll is up, no new submissions are being added. But you should go vote!

HEY GUYS! I'M MARRIED!!!!!! don't ask who I'm married to.

@the-real-fastestthingalive <3

I don't need to ask. You literally just told me. Is this @the-real-sonic-exe?

Anyways, good for you. You're finally allowed to come to the couple's dinner party hosted all across the multiverse in June. We still haven't figured out the exact date, or who's hosting it this year, but since you're no longer single, you and your spouse can come.