He Ran Them Off. Sorry To Disappoint.

How? Right now, I'm on a boat.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

Chapters: 3/?

Chapter three is out! I know these past three chapters have felt more like an introduction than anything else, but the next few will be much more interesting, I promise.

*wearing a fake mustache* You know, it sounds like your brother probably really misses you and needs your help but doesn't know how to express that since he made a deal with the physical manifestation of hubris that ruined his ability to communicate... I could be wrong.

soooo i just got a post card from my brother telling me he needs help... i'm thinking i should go but it might also be a trap from some guys i may owe money too...

Hear me out: Sans Undertale

(Another hear me out: @the-real-sonic-exe 's husband)

The skeleton? I'm not saying my standards are high enough to rule out skeletons, but that one? I can't hear you out there.

Also, if you're talking about @the-real-fastestthingalive, then no. I will not hear you out. I detest him.

I made two more playlists, one for Stanley and I, and one for Dipper and Mabel. While making these, I realized that I do not know many upbeat songs. The depressing songs are mostly concentrated in the former. The latter has mostly songs that Mabel told me she and Dipper listen to.

@dipper-m-pines If you have any recommendations for songs, I will gladly add them, since Mabel was the only one who had a say.

My friend gave me an idea to make a playlist inspired by my own family. I am not sure if I did them justice.

If you decide to listen to this, I recommend shuffling. I organized the songs by the alphabetical order of the artist's names, then again by alphabetical order for the songs by each artist.

I doubt there are any errors, but please inform me if you find any.

Also, I do not currently have cover art for the playlist. If anyone has recommendations or suggestions for a cover image, I would appreciate them!

I didn't even start this! I was asking for assistance!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

Come on, she has Mother in her name. Absolute icon. She is the moment.

The moss holds desire. The moss hungers. Feed us, Stanford. We are starving.

I'm going to need you to be a bit more specific. What exactly do you need to eat? Moss is autotrophic, so I assumed it would produce food by itself.

Let the dread set in.

YOU'RE ALIVEEE

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Well kinda-?

WAIT NO WE'RE NOT DOING THIS. GO MESS WITH STAN NOT ME

His fucking blueberry...

I AM PLAYING STARDEW VALLEY RIGHT NOW AND PIERRE IS PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF . I THOUGHT BEFORE PLAYING , " HE CAN ' T BE THAT BAD . WHY IS EVERYONE SHITTING ON HIM ? "

THEN HE TOLD JODI THAT A BLUEBERRY I FUCKING SOLD HIM WAS " GROWN IN HIS OWN BACKYARD " . YOU DON ' T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BACKYARD !

HE STOLE THE CREDIT FOR MY WORK . STEALING FROM A DISABLED PERSON IS CRAZY . ABLEIST PIERRE CONFIRMED ? !