Let The Dread Set In.

Let the dread set in.

YOU'RE ALIVEEE

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Well kinda-?

WAIT NO WE'RE NOT DOING THIS. GO MESS WITH STAN NOT ME

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Deer moss expert,

How cna i get the moss to return somebdy I have lost? it ate my sibling Foremost. I mis them already.

First Anon

The moss doesn't care for your loss. Have you been feeding it properly?


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If I didn't detest the both of you, I'd say you two are cute together.

I will force you to kiss me. No getting out of it.

I Will Force You To Kiss Me. No Getting Out Of It.

- me, 2025

YOU KNOW YOU DON ' T HAVE TO FORCE ME , SILLY ! C ' MERE !

2 weeks ago

hey there paranormal bottom

Don't call me that. I am not above violence.

The nickname generator clearly had it out for me. "Paranormal bottom" feels too specific to be completely random.

And that is not an official nickname! I did that as a joke!


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2 weeks ago

You should totally post your Stobotnik playlist too. Because. That would be cool.

Fine. But I didn't have time to organize this one. I still recommend shuffling.


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2 weeks ago

Something you're never going to be allowed to use. I shared one with Fiddleford in college.

Grunkle Ford, did Grunkle Stan kill the pope?

Yes. He was smoking weed with the Pope and caused him to have a stroke.

3 weeks ago
Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan

Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan

Tea Errors - Jack Stauber's Micropop

Are You Satisfied? - Marina and the Diamonds

Two Birds - Regina Spektor

Dirty Devil Town - Cavetown and Mother Mother

Espresso - Sabrina Carpenter

Dark Red - Steve Lacy

Ruler of Everything - Tally Hall

Problems - Mother Mother

i wanna be your girlfriend - girl in red

No, I didn't make a playlist with all my husband and I's favorite songs, and I don't listen to it every second of every day.

@the-real-fastestthingalive if you're not still mad at me?

rules: Put your "On Repeat" playlist on shuffle and list out the first ten songs that play, then tag ten people!

tagged by @ourheianera <3 thank you for the tag!!

1. black sorrow - park byeong hoon

2. dead man’s hand - lord huron

3. the night we met - lord huron

4. all-in - 6FU;

5. guilty conscience - tate mcrae

6. break! - AK刘彰

7. greenlight - tate mcrae

8. cure - akugetsu, park byeong hoon

9. like i do - tate mcrae

10. love you goodbye - one direction

tagging (no pressure) @chuuyanakaahara @smolhours @that-was-anticlimactic @chrysofightme !!

2 weeks ago

Definitely agreeing with you.

Did you ever apologize properly to Stan for not trusting him? Not "I'm sorry but you lied to us", a proper apology for almost ruining the thing he worked on for 30 years. Did you ever stop to think about what would have happened if he'd failed then because YOU stopped him. Did you ever fully understand what motivated Stan or did you get distracted by Ford being the "cooler" or "better" uncle? Have you ever stopped to think about just how much Stan was willing to sacrifice for you, Mabel, Ford, and everyone else. Do you ever think about just how much he DID sacrifice or are you ignoring your guilt by telling yourself that it doesnt matter because it all worked out in the end. May I point out that only MABEL tried to get Stan's memory back and that you just resigned youself without even considering another option, blindly trusting Ford once more, when that has clearly proven on multiple occasions to be a bad decision. Sure you joined in trying once it worked but you never initiated the attempt. You often disregarded Stan because he couldn't understand you the way Ford does but what does that say about you, writing people off if they can't always be on the same wave-length as you? Had Ford dismissed you in the same way, as he somewhat did at first, you would have been upset and hurt, thinking it was unfair and before you say "that's different because me and Ford are similar", you really do not want to be like that man because COME ON the man is petty beyond relief and doesn't deserve a fraction of the love and trust Stan gives him. Do better Pine Tree.

???

Hold on, I need to break this down. uh

I want to say that I did apologize to Grunkle Stan. I feel like I was allowed to be suspicious of him before he explained everything- Like we thought we'd just discovered the guy we'd been living with all summer was actually some guy impersonating a dead guy- I don't know, it was really complicated and really scary.

I never "wrote Stan off" for anything, it was sometimes just nice to spend time with someone who didn't constantly make fun of me. I know Stan means well, but it's still... not funny sometimes.

Lastly, my relationship with my family shouldn't be any of your business, and how I feel about things I did or didn't do should be even less of your concern. So please just stop trying to play therapist or whatever you're doing

2 weeks ago

I didn't give him anything. Where is his proof?

Love u♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Love U♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Meet Jeff the balloon! I'm high. I took pills.

JEFF LOOKS LIKE A VERY NICE BALLOON . ALSO PLEASE DON ' T TAKE TOO MANY OF THOSE . I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH .

How would you recommend getting rid of zombie spiders? just out of curiosity and for no particular reason, of course.

Would a three part harmony work? And, side note, can you tell Mabel that I'm not the high part in that harmony?

A three part harmony only works for man-based zombies. For arachnids, you would need a drum quartet, seeing as spiders are more vibration-oriented than sound-oriented.

I would recommend having a hose handy, as they will explode. Everywhere.


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2 weeks ago

Of course! Metamorphosis and evolution isn't a one man job.

do you wish to respond to the allegations that you are and always have been a tree frog?

I love tree frogs. They always look so stupid and confused, and it's the cutest thing ever. I currently am not one, but I may evolve into one at a future point in time.

Have you seen the tree frogs in Dimension 96? They're huge! And residents have them as what we would consider "guard dogs". Dimension 96 has guard frogs.

Back to the original question, no. I am not a tree frog. But I hope to be one day.

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Stanford Pines

I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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