How Would You Recommend Getting Rid Of Zombie Spiders? Just Out Of Curiosity And For No Particular Reason,

How would you recommend getting rid of zombie spiders? just out of curiosity and for no particular reason, of course.

Would a three part harmony work? And, side note, can you tell Mabel that I'm not the high part in that harmony?

A three part harmony only works for man-based zombies. For arachnids, you would need a drum quartet, seeing as spiders are more vibration-oriented than sound-oriented.

I would recommend having a hose handy, as they will explode. Everywhere.

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2 weeks ago

As my niece so eloquently put it, "Get a room!"

I went gambling

I'm drinked

I love youuu..

YOU ARE VERY SILLY ! I DON ' T NEED TO DRINK TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU <3 BUT GET SOBER SOON ! AND NO RUNNING FASTER THAN 15 MPH UNTIL YOU ARE !

1 month ago

No. Do not release him. Eat him.

I hate bill cipher so much I hate him I hate him I hate him so muchhh I hate himmmm

FUCK YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND, "SONIC". IF THAT EVEN IS YOUR REAL NAME.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

2 weeks ago

moss boy moss boy. Ugly little moss baby. die of fungus (/j)

I was going to reply with snark, but I noticed you were a Will Wood fan, and I have nothing bad to say about those people.


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2 weeks ago

pssssst

*hands you a note..it says : “greetings homosexual father”

@daughter-of-the-author

Is... is your other father not also homosexual? I would hope so, considering we're married.


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2 weeks ago

At least yours makes sense!

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

@therealstanfordpines Get Doodled

@therealstanfordpines get doodled

A Mystery Shack of Moonstone and Sun

Bank Of Sapphire Cold?

Bank of Sapphire Cold?

3 weeks ago

I have a Stobotnik playlist that may very well be the only reason I have motivation to write anymore. I run out of ideas, then I pull up the playlist and all of the sudden I have to have a whole notebook just for fanfiction ideas.


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1 month ago

HIIIII FORDSSYYY

Ah, hello there. I have been meaning to deliver a message to you from my dear great-niece.

"Fuck you" in encrypted cipher, surrounded by doodles. Some of the letters are difficult to see, because Mabel's pink marker was running out of ink.

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I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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