No. Do Not Release Him. Eat Him.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

I made two more playlists, one for Stanley and I, and one for Dipper and Mabel. While making these, I realized that I do not know many upbeat songs. The depressing songs are mostly concentrated in the former. The latter has mostly songs that Mabel told me she and Dipper listen to.

@dipper-m-pines If you have any recommendations for songs, I will gladly add them, since Mabel was the only one who had a say.

My friend gave me an idea to make a playlist inspired by my own family. I am not sure if I did them justice.

If you decide to listen to this, I recommend shuffling. I organized the songs by the alphabetical order of the artist's names, then again by alphabetical order for the songs by each artist.

I doubt there are any errors, but please inform me if you find any.

Also, I do not currently have cover art for the playlist. If anyone has recommendations or suggestions for a cover image, I would appreciate them!

hey there paranormal bottom

Don't call me that. I am not above violence.

The nickname generator clearly had it out for me. "Paranormal bottom" feels too specific to be completely random.

And that is not an official nickname! I did that as a joke!

Wait omg have we met!?

@daughter-of-the-author

I don't believe we have. However, due to some... shenanigans, for lack of a better term, that I got up to while traveling the multiverse, it is very likely that you may in fact be a child of mine.

I finally got around to writing the first chapter of my Stobotnik fanfiction! I am still workshopping the name, but the placeholder so kindly suggested to me by my niece is there for now. I know literally nothing about writing and posting fanfiction, so if anyone has suggestions or tips, they are greatly appreciated.

I am writing this because I need to see these two happy together, but the movie directors do nothing but disappoint me. So I'm rewriting their story from the very beginning. 

Do you have any kids besides @daughter-of-the-author ?

More specifically, are you a motherfucker?

I can't say for certain how many children I have. @daughter-of-the-author is technically not "my" child, since she belongs to an alternate version of myself.

No matter how many potential children I have, I can say with certainty that I have never been asked to pay child support.

I went sailing with my brother. Throw me into a portal.

I went gambling

I'm drinked

I love youuu..

YOU ARE VERY SILLY ! I DON ' T NEED TO DRINK TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU <3 BUT GET SOBER SOON ! AND NO RUNNING FASTER THAN 15 MPH UNTIL YOU ARE !

Wow, Stanley. Glad to know you always have my back 😑

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

He started it by BEING weird!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

Yooo! Paranormal Bottom! What's up?

You all think this is funny, don't you? If one more person calls me that, I am going to explode.