Wait Omg Have We Met!?

Come on, she has Mother in her name. Absolute icon. She is the moment.

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

The things I would do for him (murder, arson, vandalism, theft, breaking and entering, as many violations of the Geneva Convention as I can complete in one life time)

He is just a little guy. He doesn't even know how hard he slays. (Did I use that term right?)

and why’d they put him in such a cunty little outfit

Hey are you aware that Stanley won the 2025 Tumblr Sexyman contest?

(I'm not sorry)

Yes, I am aware. I actually made several posts about it! While I am proud of him, I must say I don't approve of him smoking so much weed that it killed the Pope.

Also, you have now been mossed.

Thank you for the tag!

Favorite colour: Yellow

Last song: Dream Sweet in Sea Major - Miracle Musical

Currently reading: The Anxiety First Aid Kit (too many authors to list)

Currently watching: My heart rate (begrudgingly)

Currently craving: Being able to leave the house

Coffee or tea? I'm not currently allowed to have either, but I prefer tea.

@dipper-m-pines @the-real-fastestthingalive @the-real-sonic-exe @the-real-ultimatelifeform

get to know your moots tag game ! ✶ answer the questions, then tag six people

favorite color ꕀ green and brown last song ꕀ tú by maye currently reading ꕀ the luminaries by susan dennard currently watching ꕀ the great british baking show currently craving ꕀ massaman curry. like always. and like. alcohol and a couple cigs HAHA. a break too :P coffee or tea ꕀ always tea! i don't like coffee

ty for the tag @saltcxrcle ! tagging: @lelapine @toadspondofwhimsy @outof-spite @h0neyst4rz @hhoneylemon @our-lady-of-venom

Can u unmoss me?

And rate this art? (I'm asking everyone lolz)

First of all, no. I will not unmoss you. Second, I would rate that a 8/10. You seem to be very good with drawing positions and expressions, but the line work is a bit shaky. This can be fixed by simply using a thicker pen. But overall, good work!

pssssst

*hands you a note..it says : “greetings homosexual father”

@daughter-of-the-author

Is... is your other father not also homosexual? I would hope so, considering we're married.

Anons truly are the enemy of peace. I don't know who could have possibly done that. Who could have the audacity?

SOMEONE JUST PUT THE ENTIRE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT IN AN ASK . I DON ' T KNOW HOW , BECAUSE THERE IS A 4096 TEXT CHARACTER LIMIT, BUT THEY DID IT . WHICHEVER ANON SENT ME THAT , I HATE YOU . I WILL FIND YOU .

This feels more like a Moss blog than a Ford blog at the moment

I love both so I’m not complaining :3

I'm certain I'll be back to posting normal things after the moss is gone. I must admit, I've grown a bit obsessed with it.

I'm not a fan of it either. I'm just saying that I see that ship a lot, and I feel like it's interesting in theory. But the reality of it is disturbing.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford