Can U Unmoss Me?

aita for deliberately steering a bug into a spiderweb, for science? I wanted to see what would happen

It put up a good fight, but the spider didn't even need the food. It already had a bug in there

I have no clue as to what "aita" could possibly mean. I assume it's some kind of slang? Regardless, if it's for science, nothing is wrong.

Elder NB supremecy 🛐

Mr.ford why are you green?

I am green due to being mossed several days ago. I do not know who you are, but I am mossing you. You are now greened.

people are sending you their hear me outs..I don’t have any bad ones so I guess it’s more a simp list?

uhh..

Hitoshi Shinso, Sateriasis venomania, megalomaniac ford, ford gleeful, Banica conchita

Well, the first one is a minor, so I will ignore that.

For Sateriasis and Banica, those are quite literally look like average sword enthusiast lesbians (despite being male), and I must say that you're "based" for that.

Two of those are alternate versions of myself, so again, I will not hear you out.

Your tags have me imagining Robotnik hanging onto Stone like a koala while Stone makes him a latte (I headcanon Stone as being ridiculously strong, because how dare he lack the strength required to carry Robotnik when he doesn't want to get up!)

Then Robotnik realizes one horrible thing when Stone hands him the latte. He needs both of his hands to drink it (since he drinks like a little gremlin that just found treasure), but that would mean being put down. But he really doesn't want to wait for Stone to find a chair.

So he makes Stone sit on the floor so he doesn't have to get down.

Robotnik does this to make people uncomfortable and no other reason.

Me and who?

Little guys they don't know what they are doing I love them 😭😭😭

I definitely need to. I can't be bothered, however. I must prioritize my research.

hear me out: the angel from the amazing digital circus

I have no idea who that is. One moment.

Hearing you out. Hearing you out so hard my ears are bleeding.

Stanford, how do you feel about Stanley winning the tumblrsexyman contest?

I'm proud of him. I couldn't make it passed the second round, and he came in clutch.

Aggressiveness is your go-to for being excited. Of course.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

Oh dear Lord, she found the fingerless gloves.

Mabel is going through an "evil cute phase", as she called it. She's walking around playing FUKOUNA GIRL on a miniature xylophone while covered in chibi zombie and vampire stickers. Is this the modern-day, glitter-washed equivalent to being a scene kid?