Aita For Deliberately Steering A Bug Into A Spiderweb, For Science? I Wanted To See What Would Happen

He willingly became your child? On purpose? Is he okay, mentally?

dad quit cursing I can hear you yelling through the screen..

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO DON’T CALL ME DAD ON HERE THE PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK I’M ACCEPTING OFFERS

hear me out: the one piece. once it’s found. no clue what it is but why not?

Well, I do love a bit of mystery. I suppose I'll hear you out.

FELT CUTE, MIGHT DELETE LATER

whats your opinion on this

I'm not sure whether to be flattered or offended. I will say, after an "accident" in an alien bar fight, my sixth finger can also do all that. Although, I am wary of the ballpoint pen, because it is quite leaky and I do not want any more ink in my bloodstream.

hey there paranormal bottom

Don't call me that. I am not above violence.

The nickname generator clearly had it out for me. "Paranormal bottom" feels too specific to be completely random.

And that is not an official nickname! I did that as a joke!

who is LITERALLY hotter? Bill or Stan? does Bill have body temperature (talking triangle form, but maybe when he also has physical form like in weirdmageddon because otherwise he's just a dream demon)

talking temperature wise like when you compared you and stan on the other post

Temperature wise, Bill is hotter. I mean so hot that he feels almost cold to the touch. I'd say his core temperature hovers around 3,549 degrees Fahrenheit, which is just one degree below the melting point of flesh. So, don't go near him when he has a fever.

At least yours makes sense!

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

do you think someone who eats moss has common sense?

Yes, actually. I am acquainted with a teenager named Kris Dreemur, and they eat moss while having common sense.

moss boy moss boy. Ugly little moss baby. die of fungus (/j)

I was going to reply with snark, but I noticed you were a Will Wood fan, and I have nothing bad to say about those people.

Wow. Only "Sonic the Hedgehog" would get mad about being told someone loves him.

I think... I love you.

UH , WHO IS THIS ? ONLY COWARDS ASK ANONYMOUSLY . AND THE ONLY PERSON I LOVE IS MY HUSBAND .