FELT CUTE, MIGHT DELETE LATER

i thoughr you liked wierd things?

First Anon

I like weird things when they don't have anything to do with Bill Cipher. Also, you have now been mossed.

BILL EYE THE CIPHER GUY

Behold, chalk drawings of Bill Eye the Cipher Guy and the national treasure Pyramid Steve! They have experienced the horrors.

At least yours makes sense!

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

Please vote Stone. Please. He is obviously the superior choice. I am actually begging.

I have 94 tabs open. The majority of those are YouTube videos.

Does anyone want to play a little game?

It's called "how many open tabs do you have on your phone"

I'm gonna start: 393 tabs in chrome...

Most of it are Ao3 tabs and Tumblr Masters-Posts to various intriguing/ interesting AUs

I'm gonna tag someone bc I want to, but anyone feel free to reblog and play along...

or ignore it... @majoringinfanfiction ...?

Do you have any kids besides @daughter-of-the-author ?

More specifically, are you a motherfucker?

I can't say for certain how many children I have. @daughter-of-the-author is technically not "my" child, since she belongs to an alternate version of myself.

No matter how many potential children I have, I can say with certainty that I have never been asked to pay child support.

EMERGENCY! THIS TURTLE NEEDS A NAME!

My friend Shadow has a crocheted turtle, and he needs a name for it! Whatever names are suggested, I will put into a poll and the most voted one will be the turtle's name!

... Dipper. Stanley wasn't being an idiot this time. I was wrong.

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.

Due to a medical issue, unfortunately, I will not be able to proceed with the DDnMD campaign until the 15th of May. I will still have the server open on the 8th, but I doubt I'll have the energy to start the game then. I will post more about it in the upcoming week.

I just realized something. And of course this would happen. But Stanley won the Tumblr competition. On weed day. He swears up and down that he doesn't smoke weed, but considering how rank his bedroom smells, I'd say this makes perfect sense.

Happy weed day, Stanley.