Please Vote Stone. Please. He Is Obviously The Superior Choice. I Am Actually Begging.

Ik his arms look weird but erm idk chill

You are now on my hit list. Count your days.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

I would be upset by this, but knowing you, that could be a genuine typing mistake.

Hear me out: Sans Undertale

(Another hear me out: @the-real-sonic-exe 's husband)

The skeleton? I'm not saying my standards are high enough to rule out skeletons, but that one? I can't hear you out there.

Also, if you're talking about @the-real-fastestthingalive, then no. I will not hear you out. I detest him.

... Dipper. Stanley wasn't being an idiot this time. I was wrong.

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.

the moss is my hair now. should i be concerned? it keeps telling me to water it.

That isn't concerning at all! I would recommend listening to it, however. I have found that is also enjoys the taste of shampoo. Perhaps try giving the moss in your hair shampoo and water?

His fucking blueberry...

I AM PLAYING STARDEW VALLEY RIGHT NOW AND PIERRE IS PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF . I THOUGHT BEFORE PLAYING , " HE CAN ' T BE THAT BAD . WHY IS EVERYONE SHITTING ON HIM ? "

THEN HE TOLD JODI THAT A BLUEBERRY I FUCKING SOLD HIM WAS " GROWN IN HIS OWN BACKYARD " . YOU DON ' T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BACKYARD !

HE STOLE THE CREDIT FOR MY WORK . STEALING FROM A DISABLED PERSON IS CRAZY . ABLEIST PIERRE CONFIRMED ? !

;D I’m your secret admirer. And as for why? It’s because you’re so cool and awesome and smart and amazing and talented and perfect… I could go on all day honestly. - C.

Truly, I appreciate the... compliments (?), but I am married. On top of that, I am generally not fond of having a "secret admirer".

I got this game and made these two on it, and during a journey, Robotnik was singing about being a tomato. To which Stone replied, "Anyone feel like ketchup right about now?"

Miitopia is a masterpiece.

A SECOND VIDEO OF STONE AND EGGMAN AT KARAOKE . I HAD SEVEN KARAOKE TICKETS .

MOSS ME MY GOOD MAN

You have been mossed. Spread the moss.

would you smooch an EVIL triangle

on the eye (mouth)

You're hilarious. Absolutely not. I am married.