;D I’m Your Secret Admirer. And As For Why? It’s Because You’re So Cool And Awesome And Smart And

Freaks. Both of you.

get to know your moots tag game ! ✶ answer the questions, then tag six people

favorite color ꕀ green and brown last song ꕀ tú by maye currently reading ꕀ the luminaries by susan dennard currently watching ꕀ the great british baking show currently craving ꕀ massaman curry. like always. and like. alcohol and a couple cigs HAHA. a break too :P coffee or tea ꕀ always tea! i don't like coffee

ty for the tag @saltcxrcle ! tagging: @lelapine @toadspondofwhimsy @outof-spite @h0neyst4rz @hhoneylemon @our-lady-of-venom

FUCK YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND, "SONIC". IF THAT EVEN IS YOUR REAL NAME.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

Or, perhaps, the classic BillFiddlesFord solution. Where everyone can be both happy and miserable at the same time.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford

I definitely need to. I can't be bothered, however. I must prioritize my research.

hear me out: the angel from the amazing digital circus

I have no idea who that is. One moment.

Hearing you out. Hearing you out so hard my ears are bleeding.

Ok Paranormal Bottom, keep it clenched.

What. What the Hell does this mean. I am so confused.

Rickrolling? I gave you a link to infinite knowledge. If that's how your mind perceived it, then you simply aren't ready for it.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BELOVED BECAUSE I THINK YOU’LL LOVE WHAT HAPPENS SOON

What. What are you talking about. What did I do? I'm genuinely confused.

Hey ford, pardon if someone's asked this already, but in your bio it says "married"

Who are you married to again? Genuine questio btw

A great question, too! I am married to Fiddleford McGucket. We both kept our last names because the marriage was originally for tax benefits. I'm not sure why he would have needed that, seeing as he is one of the richest men alive, but he is actually the one who suggested the arrangement.

(Even if this was already asked, which it wasn't, I love answering asks so I wouldn't have minded anyways!)

pssssst

*hands you a note..it says : “greetings homosexual father”

@daughter-of-the-author

Is... is your other father not also homosexual? I would hope so, considering we're married.

I recently decided to start going to therapy. I got a therapist with the intention of working through past traumas, and I thought our first meeting went well. Emphasis on "I thought".

After our first meeting, she didn't just say that she couldn't take me as a patient. SHE QUIT HER JOB. I don't even know what I did wrong.

Oh my goodness. All the secrets of the universe explained. In just one video. Holy Axolotl. If you see this and don't share it, it's a crime. Even the moss is telling me I have to reblog this.

@dipper-m-pines are you seeing this?

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

WOW , THIS VIDEO WAS SUCH AN ENLIGHTENING EXPERIENCE ! EVERYONE CLICK IT IT ' S AMAZING