Ok Paranormal Bottom, Keep It Clenched.

Absolutely. Doomed yaoi tastes better than toxic yaoi.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford

Does your husband have a Tumblr account?

If he does, he hasn't told me about it. He seems to be very anti-social-media. Even after everything that happened, he still has a bit of paranoia.

The only thing I'm confused about is my own sexuality. Of course, homosexuality would be the easy option, since I have a husband. But I'm genuinely tweaking. (Did I use that word right?)

pssssst

*hands you a note..it says : “greetings homosexual father”

@daughter-of-the-author

Is... is your other father not also homosexual? I would hope so, considering we're married.

Nothing "happened", the doctor simply said something about my heart "overworking itself" due to "overexertion". I honestly doubt that, but Stanley just will not let it go.

Hi Grunkle Ford! So remember the ask I sent about getting rid of zombie spiders.... and how I said it wasn't relevant to anything...

Okay so, believe it or not, it actually IS relevant, and Mabel and I were wondering if you would like to come over to California to be part of our drum quartet

Normally, I would be ecstatic at an opportunity such as this! However, due to a health issue (which I can most definitely still function with and does not affect my ability to play drums), Stanley said I'm "not allowed to leave the house unless it's on fire". Of course Mr. Stubborn-as-a-mule is the one to tell me to follow my doctor's orders.

I would like to add a few of my own!

Ignore the sheep costume.

PROOF THAT YOU CAN TAKE ANY IMAGE FROM YOUR GALLERY AND MAKE IT INTO A SICK ASS ALBUM COVER WITH JUST ONE PARENTAL ADVISORY STICKER

Dr Pines, I don't mind the moss - I'm curious about the dimension 93

The puppy sized tree frogs

Are they just like the tree frogs here? Can they be kept as pets?

I believe you meant 96. Dimesnion 93 is a firey hellscape.

The giant tree frogs of 96 are kept as pets by most residents! The flies there are the size of rats, so almost every household has one or two to keep them away.

The secretions from the frogs' eyes is also used in medicine and ointments for burns! Isn't that fascinating?

I would be upset by this, but knowing you, that could be a genuine typing mistake.

Hear me out: Sans Undertale

(Another hear me out: @the-real-sonic-exe 's husband)

The skeleton? I'm not saying my standards are high enough to rule out skeletons, but that one? I can't hear you out there.

Also, if you're talking about @the-real-fastestthingalive, then no. I will not hear you out. I detest him.

As my niece so eloquently put it, "Get a room!"

I went gambling

I'm drinked

I love youuu..

YOU ARE VERY SILLY ! I DON ' T NEED TO DRINK TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU <3 BUT GET SOBER SOON ! AND NO RUNNING FASTER THAN 15 MPH UNTIL YOU ARE !

I finally found time to finish this meme He knows Bill has no control over him now, and he doesn't hesitate to show it at every opportunity.

What do you think will happen? a) He'll fly higher and then be pulled back to the place of death. b) He'll hit his head in Gravity Falls' weirdness bubble. c) He'll fly off into space and never be seen again, end of AU.

The original of this meme:

BILL EYE THE CIPHER GUY

Behold, chalk drawings of Bill Eye the Cipher Guy and the national treasure Pyramid Steve! They have experienced the horrors.