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I just realized something. And of course this would happen. But Stanley won the Tumblr competition. On weed day. He swears up and down that he doesn't smoke weed, but considering how rank his bedroom smells, I'd say this makes perfect sense.

Happy weed day, Stanley.

Spot the difference (impossible)

I love your Stones big ol eyes

The better to see the Doctor with!

Stanford, how do you feel about Stanley winning the tumblrsexyman contest?

I'm proud of him. I couldn't make it passed the second round, and he came in clutch.

stanford i got a buncha metal wires stuck all up in my beard. @ fiddlesfords

Not again. At this point, I'm just going to make you shave it off.

behold

The embodiment of malewife

pose from this diva!!⬇️

These jellybeans are fucking "bussin" or whatever the fuck kids say nowadays.

I got them off of some guy in an alley and. Woah. I've never tasted anything like it. I feel like I'm ready to ascend.

I will never regret this.

Of course! Metamorphosis and evolution isn't a one man job.

do you wish to respond to the allegations that you are and always have been a tree frog?

I love tree frogs. They always look so stupid and confused, and it's the cutest thing ever. I currently am not one, but I may evolve into one at a future point in time.

Have you seen the tree frogs in Dimension 96? They're huge! And residents have them as what we would consider "guard dogs". Dimension 96 has guard frogs.

Back to the original question, no. I am not a tree frog. But I hope to be one day.

shbee shbee gagorp! shaBlorp agoog… graslorp?

-shaBlorp

Again, I haven't studied this language yet. My database for research is limited in this dimension. I sincerely apologize.

Mabel is going through an "evil cute phase", as she called it. She's walking around playing FUKOUNA GIRL on a miniature xylophone while covered in chibi zombie and vampire stickers. Is this the modern-day, glitter-washed equivalent to being a scene kid?

did you guys know that moss mostly tastes like dirt. to be fair i probably shouldve washed it off before consumption, but im not a scientist im just someone who eats moss.

Well, since you have consumed it, it is only fair that you become infected. Also, washing your food is not a science. It is common sense.