EMERGENCY! THIS TURTLE NEEDS A NAME!

I love the moss. It tells me to do terrible things, but other than that, it's a very good friend and keeps me company all the time.

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

Grunkle Ford, did Grunkle Stan kill the pope?

Yes. He was smoking weed with the Pope and caused him to have a stroke.

Anons truly are the enemy of peace. I don't know who could have possibly done that. Who could have the audacity?

SOMEONE JUST PUT THE ENTIRE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT IN AN ASK . I DON ' T KNOW HOW , BECAUSE THERE IS A 4096 TEXT CHARACTER LIMIT, BUT THEY DID IT . WHICHEVER ANON SENT ME THAT , I HATE YOU . I WILL FIND YOU .

I roll to seduce the nerd!, Dm? Is that allowed---

Of course it's allowed! Let's see...

You rolled a -17. I did not even know that was possible, since the die only has 38 sides. I will need a moment to figure out how to proceed with this.

I recently decided to start going to therapy. I got a therapist with the intention of working through past traumas, and I thought our first meeting went well. Emphasis on "I thought".

After our first meeting, she didn't just say that she couldn't take me as a patient. SHE QUIT HER JOB. I don't even know what I did wrong.

Something you're never going to be allowed to use. I shared one with Fiddleford in college.

Grunkle Ford, did Grunkle Stan kill the pope?

Yes. He was smoking weed with the Pope and caused him to have a stroke.

I finally found time to finish this meme He knows Bill has no control over him now, and he doesn't hesitate to show it at every opportunity.

What do you think will happen? a) He'll fly higher and then be pulled back to the place of death. b) He'll hit his head in Gravity Falls' weirdness bubble. c) He'll fly off into space and never be seen again, end of AU.

The original of this meme:

Yooo! Paranormal Bottom! What's up?

You all think this is funny, don't you? If one more person calls me that, I am going to explode.

Chapters: 2/? Yes, I finally got the second chapter done! I have written quite a bit and decided to space it out between several chapters, and will update them (hopefully) in a timely manner.