Yooo! Paranormal Bottom! What's Up?

The kind we put up around the Shack that kept Bill out.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

I have decided that the time has come to make an 'introductory post' of sorts. This won't be very fun to read, so feel free to ignore it.

ME: For those of you still reading, greetings! I'm sure you're all aware, but in case you somehow missed it, my name is Stanford Pines. I also go by Ford, but other nicknames are reserved for specific individuals. Except for Paranormal Bottom. If anyone calls me that, I am going to explode and die.

ASKS: I love receiving asks! Especially asks about my journeys through different dimensions, strange phenomena that you have inquiries about, and really whatever you feel inclined to ask. My only request is that we keep explicit asks to a minimum, since my niece and nephew like to "stalk" (Mabel's words, not mine) my social media. Mildly suggestive asks are okay in moderation.

DNI: Bill Cipher from my dimension. Alternate versions are sometimes even enjoyable to be around, but the canon Bill Cipher is not allowed here.

EXTRA: I have decided that, when my schedule allows it, I will occasionally host Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaigns. When the times approach, I will post about them.

EXTRA: My two favorite dimensions are 73 and 96! 73 has great cheese, and the tree frogs in 96 are the size of large dogs.

I finally found time to finish this meme He knows Bill has no control over him now, and he doesn't hesitate to show it at every opportunity.

What do you think will happen? a) He'll fly higher and then be pulled back to the place of death. b) He'll hit his head in Gravity Falls' weirdness bubble. c) He'll fly off into space and never be seen again, end of AU.

The original of this meme:

Come on, she has Mother in her name. Absolute icon. She is the moment.

Painful Service Top? Okay, Paranormal Bottom is better. Or I dunno, Paranormal Service Switch?

NEVER call me Paranormal Service Switch if you value your life.

Rickrolling? I gave you a link to infinite knowledge. If that's how your mind perceived it, then you simply aren't ready for it.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BELOVED BECAUSE I THINK YOU’LL LOVE WHAT HAPPENS SOON

What. What are you talking about. What did I do? I'm genuinely confused.

Spot the difference (impossible)

I love your Stones big ol eyes

The better to see the Doctor with!

Hi stanford! I am getting into journaling and since you're the author of Gravity Falls' most mysterious journals, I was wondering if you have any tips on how to start one? I don't quite know where to start.

I draw too, your illustrations are stunning!

Hello, and thank you, anonymous stranger! I have been waiting for an ask like this!

To start a journal, you must first decide what you're going to be focusing on. It could be anything from famous art to oddly colored grass clippings. As long as your writing is THOROUGH (as many details as possible), PERSONAL (allowing your own feelings to influence your observations), and RELEVANT (keeping any information written on topic/related to your topic).

Another important part of journalism is making sure your topic interests YOU. Not your peers, but YOURSELF. If you aren't interested in your own journal topic, it will be difficult to find motivation to continue keeping your journal.

That's all I have to say for starting a journal. Feel free to reach out if you have any more questions about journaling.

I'm weird? You can't even space or capitalize correctly.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

I roll to kiss the nerd! Also, it can't go into the negatives or below 20! Hahaaa!

You seem to not understand how this game works. You don't decide how the dice rolls. That's the entire point of the game. But fine, I will humor you.

You rolled... a 39?! This is a 38-sided die. I need to go lie down.