Painful Service Top? Okay, Paranormal Bottom Is Better. Or I Dunno, Paranormal Service Switch?

Painful Service Top? Okay, Paranormal Bottom is better. Or I dunno, Paranormal Service Switch?

NEVER call me Paranormal Service Switch if you value your life.

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1 month ago

Making your spouse worried sick. How considerate and loving of you.

Love u♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Love U♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Meet Jeff the balloon! I'm high. I took pills.

JEFF LOOKS LIKE A VERY NICE BALLOON . ALSO PLEASE DON ' T TAKE TOO MANY OF THOSE . I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH .

1 month ago

Green.

That is actually purple. No matter, you are now green.


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2 months ago

Wait omg have we met!?

@daughter-of-the-author

I don't believe we have. However, due to some... shenanigans, for lack of a better term, that I got up to while traveling the multiverse, it is very likely that you may in fact be a child of mine.


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1 month ago

Please vote Stone. Please. He is obviously the superior choice. I am actually begging.

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1 month ago

who is LITERALLY hotter? Bill or Stan? does Bill have body temperature (talking triangle form, but maybe when he also has physical form like in weirdmageddon because otherwise he's just a dream demon)

talking temperature wise like when you compared you and stan on the other post

Temperature wise, Bill is hotter. I mean so hot that he feels almost cold to the touch. I'd say his core temperature hovers around 3,549 degrees Fahrenheit, which is just one degree below the melting point of flesh. So, don't go near him when he has a fever.


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1 month ago

I'M GREEN TOO

Of course Bill waits until AFTER Weed Day to make us green.

2 months ago

I'm not a fan of it either. I'm just saying that I see that ship a lot, and I feel like it's interesting in theory. But the reality of it is disturbing.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford

1 month ago

Paranormal Bottom ❌

Mundane Top ✅

I don't need to be nicknamed anything else. The name I go by is four letters long. And one syllable. What is so difficult about that?

And "Top" is debatable.


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1 month ago

Damn Ford Pines I thought we were good :(

Who is this? I'm good with most people, so if there's a problem here, you would, more likely than not, be the cause.


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1 month ago

On it.

My friend gave me an idea to make a playlist inspired by my own family. I am not sure if I did them justice.

If you decide to listen to this, I recommend shuffling. I organized the songs by the alphabetical order of the artist's names, then again by alphabetical order for the songs by each artist.

I doubt there are any errors, but please inform me if you find any.

Also, I do not currently have cover art for the playlist. If anyone has recommendations or suggestions for a cover image, I would appreciate them!

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Stanford Pines

I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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