I'm Weird? You Can't Even Space Or Capitalize Correctly.

people are sending you their hear me outs..I don’t have any bad ones so I guess it’s more a simp list?

uhh..

Hitoshi Shinso, Sateriasis venomania, megalomaniac ford, ford gleeful, Banica conchita

Well, the first one is a minor, so I will ignore that.

For Sateriasis and Banica, those are quite literally look like average sword enthusiast lesbians (despite being male), and I must say that you're "based" for that.

Two of those are alternate versions of myself, so again, I will not hear you out.

Anons truly are the enemy of peace. I don't know who could have possibly done that. Who could have the audacity?

SOMEONE JUST PUT THE ENTIRE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT IN AN ASK . I DON ' T KNOW HOW , BECAUSE THERE IS A 4096 TEXT CHARACTER LIMIT, BUT THEY DID IT . WHICHEVER ANON SENT ME THAT , I HATE YOU . I WILL FIND YOU .

We lost Frederick today. He was a 7-year-old bearded dragon. The power had gone out, and normally, he would have been fine without his heat lamps. However, he was sick and had what looked to be a tumor. He passed before we found out what was wrong with him.

I miss you already, Freddy.

Another one where greying hair wasn't an option. Do old people not exist in Picrew?!

@dipper-m-pines @pickledoesthetumbling I don't know who else to tag but. This Picrew is adorable.

I FOUND OUT HOW TO DO COLOUR!!!

Anyway, click this for the picrew.

@the-real-fastestthingalive @therealstanfordpines @krysoslov @the-real-ultimatelifeform @oriondrawsstuff

the moss wishes to borrow your heart

The moss will have to find someone else's. I still need my heart, even if it doesn't want to function correctly.

hvae you herd the Weird News of Bill Cipher our overlord

First Anon

Ugh, not another one of you cultists. I have no interest in any "weird news".

shbee shbee gagorp! shaBlorp agoog… graslorp?

-shaBlorp

Again, I haven't studied this language yet. My database for research is limited in this dimension. I sincerely apologize.

Your lover is a freak. And I don't even think he'd be insulted by that!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

{A Void Dwelling Blob has appeared!}

Hello!

I hope you’re haven’t a lovely day!

I wish to ask,

Do you like cheese? If so, what’s your favorite type?

Good tidings, @the-void-blob

Ah, greetings, void-dweller! I do like cheese, as a matter of fact! I prefer one particular kind of cheese made from a species of alien Bovidae that is translucent, but has a neon green hue. I expected it to be radioactive, but as it turns out, it makes the consumer resistant to radiation! I never quite caught the name for it. The creature came from Dimension 73.

The residents of 73 are quite picky and choosy about who they share recipes with, so I was never taught how to replicate it. I can only describe the taste as the feeling of scraping your tongue.

At least yours makes sense!

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆