Your Lover Is A Freak. And I Don't Even Think He'd Be Insulted By That!

As my niece so eloquently put it, "Get a room!"

I went gambling

I'm drinked

I love youuu..

YOU ARE VERY SILLY ! I DON ' T NEED TO DRINK TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU <3 BUT GET SOBER SOON ! AND NO RUNNING FASTER THAN 15 MPH UNTIL YOU ARE !

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

Your tags have me imagining Robotnik hanging onto Stone like a koala while Stone makes him a latte (I headcanon Stone as being ridiculously strong, because how dare he lack the strength required to carry Robotnik when he doesn't want to get up!)

Then Robotnik realizes one horrible thing when Stone hands him the latte. He needs both of his hands to drink it (since he drinks like a little gremlin that just found treasure), but that would mean being put down. But he really doesn't want to wait for Stone to find a chair.

So he makes Stone sit on the floor so he doesn't have to get down.

Robotnik does this to make people uncomfortable and no other reason.

Okay, we didn't all need to hear about that.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

behold

The embodiment of malewife

pose from this diva!!⬇️

Okay, the time has come to name Shadow's turtle. The decided upon gender was turtle.

Painful Service Top? Okay, Paranormal Bottom is better. Or I dunno, Paranormal Service Switch?

NEVER call me Paranormal Service Switch if you value your life.

I have decided that the time has come to make an 'introductory post' of sorts. This won't be very fun to read, so feel free to ignore it.

ME: For those of you still reading, greetings! I'm sure you're all aware, but in case you somehow missed it, my name is Stanford Pines. I also go by Ford, but other nicknames are reserved for specific individuals. Except for Paranormal Bottom. If anyone calls me that, I am going to explode and die.

ASKS: I love receiving asks! Especially asks about my journeys through different dimensions, strange phenomena that you have inquiries about, and really whatever you feel inclined to ask. My only request is that we keep explicit asks to a minimum, since my niece and nephew like to "stalk" (Mabel's words, not mine) my social media. Mildly suggestive asks are okay in moderation.

DNI: Bill Cipher from my dimension. Alternate versions are sometimes even enjoyable to be around, but the canon Bill Cipher is not allowed here.

EXTRA: I have decided that, when my schedule allows it, I will occasionally host Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaigns. When the times approach, I will post about them.

EXTRA: My two favorite dimensions are 73 and 96! 73 has great cheese, and the tree frogs in 96 are the size of large dogs.

people are sending you their hear me outs..I don’t have any bad ones so I guess it’s more a simp list?

uhh..

Hitoshi Shinso, Sateriasis venomania, megalomaniac ford, ford gleeful, Banica conchita

Well, the first one is a minor, so I will ignore that.

For Sateriasis and Banica, those are quite literally look like average sword enthusiast lesbians (despite being male), and I must say that you're "based" for that.

Two of those are alternate versions of myself, so again, I will not hear you out.

Oh dear Lord, she found the fingerless gloves.

Mabel is going through an "evil cute phase", as she called it. She's walking around playing FUKOUNA GIRL on a miniature xylophone while covered in chibi zombie and vampire stickers. Is this the modern-day, glitter-washed equivalent to being a scene kid?