Okay, The Time Has Come To Name Shadow's Turtle. The Decided Upon Gender Was Turtle.

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I'm sure you want to, but I'm married. Sorry to disappoint.

aita for deliberately steering a bug into a spiderweb, for science? I wanted to see what would happen

It put up a good fight, but the spider didn't even need the food. It already had a bug in there

I have no clue as to what "aita" could possibly mean. I assume it's some kind of slang? Regardless, if it's for science, nothing is wrong.

I am staying at a house right now, and everything is strangely sized. Not quite small enough for dwarves and gnomes, but too small for the average human to use.

In comparison, it makes the doors look enormous. And it certainly makes me feel taller. But I have no practical use for these. I have yet to discover a controlled method of shrinking myself.

For reference, I am 6'2". The top of my head almost reaches the top of the shower.

Never thought I needed to know what I would look like as a twink.

@pickledoesthetumbling

"I... What did I do...?"

DO THIS BUT URSELF IF YOU WANT!!

Here.

@the-real-fastestthingalive (mwah)

@therealstanfordpines @mistamysterystan @oriondrawsstuff @mirigen-ly @mimorobo @krysoslov

Aggressiveness is your go-to for being excited. Of course.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

We lost Frederick today. He was a 7-year-old bearded dragon. The power had gone out, and normally, he would have been fine without his heat lamps. However, he was sick and had what looked to be a tumor. He passed before we found out what was wrong with him.

I miss you already, Freddy.

Definitely agreeing with you.

Did you ever apologize properly to Stan for not trusting him? Not "I'm sorry but you lied to us", a proper apology for almost ruining the thing he worked on for 30 years. Did you ever stop to think about what would have happened if he'd failed then because YOU stopped him. Did you ever fully understand what motivated Stan or did you get distracted by Ford being the "cooler" or "better" uncle? Have you ever stopped to think about just how much Stan was willing to sacrifice for you, Mabel, Ford, and everyone else. Do you ever think about just how much he DID sacrifice or are you ignoring your guilt by telling yourself that it doesnt matter because it all worked out in the end. May I point out that only MABEL tried to get Stan's memory back and that you just resigned youself without even considering another option, blindly trusting Ford once more, when that has clearly proven on multiple occasions to be a bad decision. Sure you joined in trying once it worked but you never initiated the attempt. You often disregarded Stan because he couldn't understand you the way Ford does but what does that say about you, writing people off if they can't always be on the same wave-length as you? Had Ford dismissed you in the same way, as he somewhat did at first, you would have been upset and hurt, thinking it was unfair and before you say "that's different because me and Ford are similar", you really do not want to be like that man because COME ON the man is petty beyond relief and doesn't deserve a fraction of the love and trust Stan gives him. Do better Pine Tree.

???

Hold on, I need to break this down. uh

I want to say that I did apologize to Grunkle Stan. I feel like I was allowed to be suspicious of him before he explained everything- Like we thought we'd just discovered the guy we'd been living with all summer was actually some guy impersonating a dead guy- I don't know, it was really complicated and really scary.

I never "wrote Stan off" for anything, it was sometimes just nice to spend time with someone who didn't constantly make fun of me. I know Stan means well, but it's still... not funny sometimes.

Lastly, my relationship with my family shouldn't be any of your business, and how I feel about things I did or didn't do should be even less of your concern. So please just stop trying to play therapist or whatever you're doing

Why are you green!?

@boiling-with-rage mossed me. I am on a mission to make it everyones problem, because I am petty and bitter. You've also just been mossed.

Me and who?

date idea

So, a while back, around 1940, Caryn Romanoff and Filbrick Pines met and fell in love. They got married and decided to live in Glass Shards, New Jersey. After they had their first child, Sherman Pines, they had two twin boys. They named the first one Stanford. That was me. And that is how I chose my username.

@the-real-fastestthingalive @dipper-m-pines @the-real-sonic-exe

Hey! Tag Game!

I'm gonna try to start one of these lmao

Reblog with the story behind your username

In Breath of the Wild, Urbosa calls Zelda her little bird, I modified it and stole it basically. sometimes I am also Birb because it's just funny

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