I Have Decided That The Time Has Come To Make An 'introductory Post' Of Sorts. This Won't Be Very Fun

I finally got around to writing the first chapter of my Stobotnik fanfiction! I am still workshopping the name, but the placeholder so kindly suggested to me by my niece is there for now. I know literally nothing about writing and posting fanfiction, so if anyone has suggestions or tips, they are greatly appreciated.

I am writing this because I need to see these two happy together, but the movie directors do nothing but disappoint me. So I'm rewriting their story from the very beginning. 

did you guys know that moss mostly tastes like dirt. to be fair i probably shouldve washed it off before consumption, but im not a scientist im just someone who eats moss.

Well, since you have consumed it, it is only fair that you become infected. Also, washing your food is not a science. It is common sense.

I went sailing with my brother. Throw me into a portal.

I went gambling

I'm drinked

I love youuu..

YOU ARE VERY SILLY ! I DON ' T NEED TO DRINK TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU <3 BUT GET SOBER SOON ! AND NO RUNNING FASTER THAN 15 MPH UNTIL YOU ARE !

I don't care if it's in the form of a low quality, poorly edited video. This is canon.

I MADE AGENT STONE AND DOCTOR EGGMAN IN MIITOPIA . THEY ARE AT KARAOKE TOGETHER .

if I were to bite your ear, would I also become moss?

asking for a friend

Most likely. But do not do that. I will simply moss you instead. Congratulations, you are helping the moss spread.

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

I will never understand Berdly hate. "He's cringe!" "He's rude!" "He looks down on people!" Ohh, okay. So when you were a child, you were absolutely perfect and polite and respectful to everyone all the time.

He really is just a kid. He's a kid, and he's confused. And that's the adults' fault for stroking his ego after ONE SPELLING BEE until he was obsessed with trying to impress people (adults that will praise him especially). He doesn't understand that it's okay to not be right all the time, because in his mind, right=praise and wrong=being ignored.

And it's not like he's rude intentionally. He has difficulty understanding why people don't like him, because "I'm smart, all the adults like me". That's why he thought he had a crush on Noelle, since she was the only person that was kind to him. Again why that focus shifted to Susie when she was nice to him.

With Noelle, when he ignored her throughout the game, it wasn't maliciously. He assumed that, since she's "his equal", she would have the same thought processes as him. Essentially thinking they were at the "finishing each other's sentences" friendship level. To him, he was just saying what she was thinking; he didn't know he was ignoring her.

As for him being cringe, I would like to reiterate that HE'S A KID. A kid who's trying to figure himself out. He uses gamer talk because he has difficulty making friends, so he probably spends most of his time on a computer. He has trouble talking to people because his world view is split between "people like me when I do smart things" and whatever the games he plays are teaching him. Playing dating simulators has him convinced that anyone who tries to interact with him has a crush on him (as we see in chapter two, when Kris tries to interact with Berdly after fighting Q5U4EX7YY2E9N and he tells Kris to go since he's already interested in Susie, implying that he thinks Kris liked him in that way).

All this to say, the Berdly hate is ridiculous. I didn't mean to ramble on that long, but I agree with you. He's just a kid who's confused and an absolute dork. And that's okay! He's one of my favorite characters because of it.

A friend of mine blessed me with this rhyme they made after seeing Berdly hate for the first time (they are also obsessed with him), "He is cringe, but he is free! He's just a kid, so leave him be!"

what do you think of berdly deltarune?

I don’t understand why people hate him so much. So what if he comes off as a little cringy? That’s the point! He’s supposed to be a bit annoying and nerdy. I mean, he’s just a kid, after all. He’s not going to be the most emotionally intelligent of the bunch. In fact, he can be very selfish sometimes, but that doesn’t mean that he’s a bad character, it just means that he’s flawed.

He’s extremely loyal to Queen, even when she doesn’t appreciate him in the same way she appreciates Noelle.

He tries to help Noelle during the Snowgrave Route because he thinks Kris is hurting her.

All of his actions are, in his eyes, for his, Noelle’s, Kris’, and Susie’s own good.

Overall, I think Berdly is just misunderstood by others and confused by Queen. But at the end of the day, he genuinely does want to be a good person.

Also my friend got really obsessed with him when the game came out so that was funny

Oh my goodness. All the secrets of the universe explained. In just one video. Holy Axolotl. If you see this and don't share it, it's a crime. Even the moss is telling me I have to reblog this.

@dipper-m-pines are you seeing this?

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

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I'm sure you want to, but I'm married. Sorry to disappoint.

Fine, but you need to be more careful. Most people don't just let metal wires get stuck in their limbs. I'll help you in a moment, let me get the pliers.

stanford i got a buncha metal wires stuck all up in my beard. @ fiddlesfords

Not again. At this point, I'm just going to make you shave it off.