Reblog If You Have Skilled Writer Friends And You're Damn Proud Of Them

I have 94 tabs open. The majority of those are YouTube videos.

Does anyone want to play a little game?

It's called "how many open tabs do you have on your phone"

I'm gonna start: 393 tabs in chrome...

Most of it are Ao3 tabs and Tumblr Masters-Posts to various intriguing/ interesting AUs

I'm gonna tag someone bc I want to, but anyone feel free to reblog and play along...

or ignore it... @majoringinfanfiction ...?

Green.

That is actually purple. No matter, you are now green.

Wow, Stanley. Glad to know you always have my back 😑

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

I am staying at a house right now, and everything is strangely sized. Not quite small enough for dwarves and gnomes, but too small for the average human to use.

In comparison, it makes the doors look enormous. And it certainly makes me feel taller. But I have no practical use for these. I have yet to discover a controlled method of shrinking myself.

For reference, I am 6'2". The top of my head almost reaches the top of the shower.

Uh... I need you to talk to my human form a minute.

HEY B!TCH!

I FOUND YOU!!! Your ID number is 98013628, you're 64-65, and you've had sx with bill cipher before.

Now, are you gonna apologize for giving my boi crack, or do I need to threaten your family?

Sincerely, an overprotective human.

@the-real-sonic-exe

( @the-real-fastestthingalive back me up here)

I'm sure you think this is impressive, but 1. That is not even close to my ID number, and 2. I have never once done anything of the sort with Bill.

I don't have access to drugs. If anything, you should be blaming Stanley.

How? Right now, I'm on a boat.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

Want to know how to truly make yourself feel stupid? Try navigating a brand new website for the first time. Sulking aside, I figured it out.

@the-real-fastestthingalive @the-real-ultimatelifeform @dipper-m-pines @the-real-sonic-exe No pressure tags! Spread the moss.

@makuyi13 thanks for tagging me! picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2069970 god knows I am trying to be goblin-academic and frodo-ish but in reality my style varies from goth to indie kid I know you guys don't usually participate in games but idk whom else I should tag. It would be nice to see you as little guys @oogsterboogster @onethirdwise-samgee @pipis-took @mlgmtn

Hear me out: Sans Undertale

(Another hear me out: @the-real-sonic-exe 's husband)

The skeleton? I'm not saying my standards are high enough to rule out skeletons, but that one? I can't hear you out there.

Also, if you're talking about @the-real-fastestthingalive, then no. I will not hear you out. I detest him.

Nothing "happened", the doctor simply said something about my heart "overworking itself" due to "overexertion". I honestly doubt that, but Stanley just will not let it go.

Hi Grunkle Ford! So remember the ask I sent about getting rid of zombie spiders.... and how I said it wasn't relevant to anything...

Okay so, believe it or not, it actually IS relevant, and Mabel and I were wondering if you would like to come over to California to be part of our drum quartet

Normally, I would be ecstatic at an opportunity such as this! However, due to a health issue (which I can most definitely still function with and does not affect my ability to play drums), Stanley said I'm "not allowed to leave the house unless it's on fire". Of course Mr. Stubborn-as-a-mule is the one to tell me to follow my doctor's orders.

The things I would do for him (murder, arson, vandalism, theft, breaking and entering, as many violations of the Geneva Convention as I can complete in one life time)

He is just a little guy. He doesn't even know how hard he slays. (Did I use that term right?)

and why’d they put him in such a cunty little outfit