HEY B!TCH!

Grunkle Ford, did Grunkle Stan kill the pope?

Yes. He was smoking weed with the Pope and caused him to have a stroke.

i want to become the moss

Then do so. The moss would love to claim another vessel.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

HEY GUYS! I'M MARRIED!!!!!! don't ask who I'm married to.

@the-real-fastestthingalive <3

I don't need to ask. You literally just told me. Is this @the-real-sonic-exe?

Anyways, good for you. You're finally allowed to come to the couple's dinner party hosted all across the multiverse in June. We still haven't figured out the exact date, or who's hosting it this year, but since you're no longer single, you and your spouse can come.

Your tags have me imagining Robotnik hanging onto Stone like a koala while Stone makes him a latte (I headcanon Stone as being ridiculously strong, because how dare he lack the strength required to carry Robotnik when he doesn't want to get up!)

Then Robotnik realizes one horrible thing when Stone hands him the latte. He needs both of his hands to drink it (since he drinks like a little gremlin that just found treasure), but that would mean being put down. But he really doesn't want to wait for Stone to find a chair.

So he makes Stone sit on the floor so he doesn't have to get down.

Robotnik does this to make people uncomfortable and no other reason.

Get. A. Room.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

We just got our dog back from the kennel after vacation, and apparently he though we were just leaving him. On the way home, Stanley went into Subway, and now Marshall thinks he's being abandoned "again".

He's been panting and whining for the past ten minutes.

Also, we did end up taking the seat belts off of the windows. They're no longer necessary.

Can u unmoss me?

And rate this art? (I'm asking everyone lolz)

First of all, no. I will not unmoss you. Second, I would rate that a 8/10. You seem to be very good with drawing positions and expressions, but the line work is a bit shaky. This can be fixed by simply using a thicker pen. But overall, good work!

I made two more playlists, one for Stanley and I, and one for Dipper and Mabel. While making these, I realized that I do not know many upbeat songs. The depressing songs are mostly concentrated in the former. The latter has mostly songs that Mabel told me she and Dipper listen to.

@dipper-m-pines If you have any recommendations for songs, I will gladly add them, since Mabel was the only one who had a say.

My friend gave me an idea to make a playlist inspired by my own family. I am not sure if I did them justice.

If you decide to listen to this, I recommend shuffling. I organized the songs by the alphabetical order of the artist's names, then again by alphabetical order for the songs by each artist.

I doubt there are any errors, but please inform me if you find any.

Also, I do not currently have cover art for the playlist. If anyone has recommendations or suggestions for a cover image, I would appreciate them!

Ford: This trip to the Vatican City has been quite fruitful, though still no sign of the Ionza. I wonder if more written accounts exist that I’ve missed? Overall, an enjoyable trip!

Stanley, wearing the papal tiara and holding an empty bag of weed: WE NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT FUCKING NOW