For The Past 10 Hours, My Notifications Have Been Stuck On A Minimum Of Four. I Keep Checking. There's

people are sending you their hear me outs..I don’t have any bad ones so I guess it’s more a simp list?

uhh..

Hitoshi Shinso, Sateriasis venomania, megalomaniac ford, ford gleeful, Banica conchita

Well, the first one is a minor, so I will ignore that.

For Sateriasis and Banica, those are quite literally look like average sword enthusiast lesbians (despite being male), and I must say that you're "based" for that.

Two of those are alternate versions of myself, so again, I will not hear you out.

I think I was possessed. I genuinely don't remember typing that.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

shbee shbee gagorp! shaBlorp agoog… graslorp?

-shaBlorp

Again, I haven't studied this language yet. My database for research is limited in this dimension. I sincerely apologize.

He ran them off. Sorry to disappoint.

He also does a little victory dance afterwards.

I'm at the Science Center right now. They're ganging up on him. They're ganging up on the pine tree.

Uh... I need you to talk to my human form a minute.

HEY B!TCH!

I FOUND YOU!!! Your ID number is 98013628, you're 64-65, and you've had sx with bill cipher before.

Now, are you gonna apologize for giving my boi crack, or do I need to threaten your family?

Sincerely, an overprotective human.

@the-real-sonic-exe

( @the-real-fastestthingalive back me up here)

I'm sure you think this is impressive, but 1. That is not even close to my ID number, and 2. I have never once done anything of the sort with Bill.

I don't have access to drugs. If anything, you should be blaming Stanley.

I'm not saying it was while we were on the Stan'O'War. I'm saying that you would now know how to get there easily.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

Fuck your husband.

JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ' RE A LOSER ! FAGTA ! ( MEANT THREATENINGLY )

Okay, now that language I recognize. Pretty bold words for a man who is married to a man. The pot seems keen on calling the kettle black.

Do you have any kids besides @daughter-of-the-author ?

More specifically, are you a motherfucker?

I can't say for certain how many children I have. @daughter-of-the-author is technically not "my" child, since she belongs to an alternate version of myself.

No matter how many potential children I have, I can say with certainty that I have never been asked to pay child support.

Paranormal Bottom ❌

Mundane Top ✅

I don't need to be nicknamed anything else. The name I go by is four letters long. And one syllable. What is so difficult about that?

And "Top" is debatable.

What. What is this. Are you high.

I HAD TO READ YOUR BIO ROUGHLY 5 TIMES TO REALIZE YOU DID INFACT SELF IDENTIFY AS A MONSTERFUCKER

CARE TO ELABORATE?

There is nothing to elaborate on. You simply lack an understanding of the lengths I am willing to go for the sake of scientific discovery.