I Found This Beautiful Wasp Today- It Was Red-and-Black Mason Wasp. It Was Walking On The Ground, Minding

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.

This is beautiful.

hear me out: the angel from the amazing digital circus

I have no idea who that is. One moment.

Hearing you out. Hearing you out so hard my ears are bleeding.

Ohhh, I know what this is about. You fell for it, didn't you? The secrets of the universe are too great for even you to handle.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BELOVED BECAUSE I THINK YOU’LL LOVE WHAT HAPPENS SOON

What. What are you talking about. What did I do? I'm genuinely confused.

This feels more like a Moss blog than a Ford blog at the moment

I love both so I’m not complaining :3

I'm certain I'll be back to posting normal things after the moss is gone. I must admit, I've grown a bit obsessed with it.

As I already told Stanley, I am fine. Playing a drum to get rid of zombie spiders isn't going to be "overexerting".

Hi Grunkle Ford! So remember the ask I sent about getting rid of zombie spiders.... and how I said it wasn't relevant to anything...

Okay so, believe it or not, it actually IS relevant, and Mabel and I were wondering if you would like to come over to California to be part of our drum quartet

Normally, I would be ecstatic at an opportunity such as this! However, due to a health issue (which I can most definitely still function with and does not affect my ability to play drums), Stanley said I'm "not allowed to leave the house unless it's on fire". Of course Mr. Stubborn-as-a-mule is the one to tell me to follow my doctor's orders.

Stanford, how do you feel about Stanley winning the tumblrsexyman contest?

I'm proud of him. I couldn't make it passed the second round, and he came in clutch.

I'M GREEN TOO

Of course Bill waits until AFTER Weed Day to make us green.

Well, that's definitely a question. I suppose the correct answer here would be "yes".

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

Still time to vote! Even if you don't care about Shadow's turtle getting a name, pushing buttons is fun!

Okay, the time has come to name Shadow's turtle. The decided upon gender was turtle.

I am going to try. I will document how successful or unsuccessful it was.

do you wish to respond to the allegations that you are and always have been a tree frog?

I love tree frogs. They always look so stupid and confused, and it's the cutest thing ever. I currently am not one, but I may evolve into one at a future point in time.

Have you seen the tree frogs in Dimension 96? They're huge! And residents have them as what we would consider "guard dogs". Dimension 96 has guard frogs.

Back to the original question, no. I am not a tree frog. But I hope to be one day.