I Don't Know Why He Would Be. I'm Already Married.

I don't know why he would be. I'm already married.

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1 month ago

We just got our dog back from the kennel after vacation, and apparently he though we were just leaving him. On the way home, Stanley went into Subway, and now Marshall thinks he's being abandoned "again".

We Just Got Our Dog Back From The Kennel After Vacation, And Apparently He Though We Were Just Leaving
We Just Got Our Dog Back From The Kennel After Vacation, And Apparently He Though We Were Just Leaving

He's been panting and whining for the past ten minutes.

Also, we did end up taking the seat belts off of the windows. They're no longer necessary.


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hear me out: moss

The moss is asexual, so I will not hear you out. Unless this is an "it would be cool to hang out" hear me out. Then I would agree.


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i want to become the moss

Then do so. The moss would love to claim another vessel.


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1 month ago

I'm great I think but I'm still really sad about Frederick (my lizard) and now I feel like I'm going to throw up so maybe I'm not great

*sigh* I miss my wife, Stanley. I miss him a lot. I'll be back.

1 month ago
This Is What He's Looking At, By The Way.

This is what he's looking at, by the way.

Also, your art style is adorable.

I Wanted To Draw Clouds

I wanted to draw clouds


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I'm sure you want to, but I'm married. Sorry to disappoint.


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I Love The Moss. It Tells Me To Do Terrible Things, But Other Than That, It's A Very Good Friend And

I love the moss. It tells me to do terrible things, but other than that, it's a very good friend and keeps me company all the time.


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therealstanfordpines - Stanford Pines
Stanford Pines

I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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