:3 I Love You. - C.

gleep glorp. shleep gageep norp? sorbagorp.

-shaBlorp

Unfortunately, that is not a language I am fluent in. However, something tells me there was a slur in there.

pssssst

*hands you a note..it says : “greetings homosexual father”

@daughter-of-the-author

Is... is your other father not also homosexual? I would hope so, considering we're married.

Still time to vote! Even if you don't care about Shadow's turtle getting a name, pushing buttons is fun!

Okay, the time has come to name Shadow's turtle. The decided upon gender was turtle.

Have some respect! The man just died, and we're all in mourning!

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

Another one where greying hair wasn't an option. Do old people not exist in Picrew?!

@dipper-m-pines @pickledoesthetumbling I don't know who else to tag but. This Picrew is adorable.

I FOUND OUT HOW TO DO COLOUR!!!

Anyway, click this for the picrew.

@the-real-fastestthingalive @therealstanfordpines @krysoslov @the-real-ultimatelifeform @oriondrawsstuff

Of course they say that anonymously. Cowards.

Hey, I wanna fuck you.

Hard.

N O

I AM MARRIED

BITCH

REBLOG IF YOU WISH YOU COULD FORCE A BLADE INTO YOUR GUT AND DISEMBOWEL YOURSELF ONE BY ONE UNTIL YOU HAVE REACHED ETERNAL STATUS; OR IF YOU FUCKING LOVE THE INFINITE GARLIC BREAD AT ALWAYS GARDEN

So, a while back, around 1940, Caryn Romanoff and Filbrick Pines met and fell in love. They got married and decided to live in Glass Shards, New Jersey. After they had their first child, Sherman Pines, they had two twin boys. They named the first one Stanford. That was me. And that is how I chose my username.

@the-real-fastestthingalive @dipper-m-pines @the-real-sonic-exe

Hey! Tag Game!

I'm gonna try to start one of these lmao

Reblog with the story behind your username

In Breath of the Wild, Urbosa calls Zelda her little bird, I modified it and stole it basically. sometimes I am also Birb because it's just funny

@itsa-thing @i-love-zelda-16 @fithesworddweller @alientheoristemmy @lizzable @astoria-nyx-moon @amayis-bigtower @loaboo @preposterousray @stargazin-on-mars @rav3nz3r0 @crims0nr0s3 @clowncore09 anybody else that feels like sharing ig

I'M GREEN TOO

Of course Bill waits until AFTER Weed Day to make us green.

I thought you were against spreading the moss?

Changed my mind. You are now mossed.