*puts You In A Blender*

the moss is my hair now. should i be concerned? it keeps telling me to water it.

That isn't concerning at all! I would recommend listening to it, however. I have found that is also enjoys the taste of shampoo. Perhaps try giving the moss in your hair shampoo and water?

I don't have the expertise necessary to diagnose, but I wouldn't be surprised.

autism

I have that! I am a low-support-needs autistic person. Essentially, I can live without assistance, but it's easier having a housemate (my brother, in this case).

I am fighting the urge to ramble on about the different levels and needs for high, medium, and low support autistic people out of fear that you already know and I would end up sounding annoying.

Your ask was only one word. Why am I overthinking this?

We lost Frederick today. He was a 7-year-old bearded dragon. The power had gone out, and normally, he would have been fine without his heat lamps. However, he was sick and had what looked to be a tumor. He passed before we found out what was wrong with him.

I miss you already, Freddy.

Mabel is going through an "evil cute phase", as she called it. She's walking around playing FUKOUNA GIRL on a miniature xylophone while covered in chibi zombie and vampire stickers. Is this the modern-day, glitter-washed equivalent to being a scene kid?

You'll never know unless you try, Dipper. If it doesn't work, you could always try hiding your tape recorders so they can't make recordings of you saying horrible things to mail to your family members.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

FELT CUTE, MIGHT DELETE LATER

I didn't give him anything. Where is his proof?

Love u♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Meet Jeff the balloon! I'm high. I took pills.

JEFF LOOKS LIKE A VERY NICE BALLOON . ALSO PLEASE DON ' T TAKE TOO MANY OF THOSE . I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH .

Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan

Tea Errors - Jack Stauber's Micropop

Are You Satisfied? - Marina and the Diamonds

Two Birds - Regina Spektor

Dirty Devil Town - Cavetown and Mother Mother

Espresso - Sabrina Carpenter

Dark Red - Steve Lacy

Ruler of Everything - Tally Hall

Problems - Mother Mother

i wanna be your girlfriend - girl in red

No, I didn't make a playlist with all my husband and I's favorite songs, and I don't listen to it every second of every day.

@the-real-fastestthingalive if you're not still mad at me?

rules: Put your "On Repeat" playlist on shuffle and list out the first ten songs that play, then tag ten people!

tagged by @ourheianera <3 thank you for the tag!!

1. black sorrow - park byeong hoon

2. dead man’s hand - lord huron

3. the night we met - lord huron

4. all-in - 6FU;

5. guilty conscience - tate mcrae

6. break! - AK刘彰

7. greenlight - tate mcrae

8. cure - akugetsu, park byeong hoon

9. like i do - tate mcrae

10. love you goodbye - one direction

tagging (no pressure) @chuuyanakaahara @smolhours @that-was-anticlimactic @chrysofightme !!

What. What is this. Are you high.

I HAD TO READ YOUR BIO ROUGHLY 5 TIMES TO REALIZE YOU DID INFACT SELF IDENTIFY AS A MONSTERFUCKER

CARE TO ELABORATE?

There is nothing to elaborate on. You simply lack an understanding of the lengths I am willing to go for the sake of scientific discovery.