Jws: One Day God Will Rain Massive Fireballs Down On Our Planet And The Earth Will Crack Open And Swallow

Jws: One day god will rain massive fireballs down on our planet and the earth will crack open and swallow entire cities whole and many people you've known and loved for years will die horribly right before your eyes. Isn't that such a wonderful thought?

5-year-old me:

Jws: One Day God Will Rain Massive Fireballs Down On Our Planet And The Earth Will Crack Open And Swallow

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🎊 Thanks To All Your Support, Triumvirate: A Todoroki, Bakugou, & Deku Zine Is Hosting A Giveaway!

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3 years ago

The amount of times I decided religous trauma related breakdowns/nightmares were "a sign from God" is honestly crazy. How can you connect that you are miserable because of the cult but not reach the conclusion "I should leave".


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3 years ago

Every time I see someone who is dealing with an issue with abuse come up on the news, I am bombarded with the simple reality that the society I live in will always perpetuate abuse, and reward abusers.

The social response to the #MeToo & BLM movements are the easiest (for me) to point at, but are definitely not the only ones. Victims of abuse are the unwanted voices in the social sphere. We break the belief that the world is just. We must be brought in line. Discredited, muted, obscured.

"It was just a joke. You're overreacting."

"Well, you did drink too much that night."

"I mean, you did do weed / cheat / drink / shoplift when you were younger."

"You wore that? No wonder."

"Well not all christians -"

"You can't call them narcissistic / an abuser / a rapist / a racist -"

"I've met them and they were lovely, you must have done something / be lying."

"They never beat you or anything, right? You should just forgive them. They're human, after all - we all make mistakes!"

It is an odd thing. Piling onto abuse, to preserve an illusion that there is none.

4 years ago

If I had actually read the post I would have known this is a knowledge test, but I saw uquiz and immediately thought "lol which pasta am I?" Needless to say I was disappointed when I received a grade instead of my pastasona.

HEY TAKE MY PASTA UQUIZ AND SEE HOW MANY TYPES OF PASTA YOU KNOW

HERE

I worked so hard on it I even added descriptions to the answers


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3 years ago
1. Fist: Make A Fist Around The Epi-pen, Don’t Place Your Thumb/fingers Over Either End

1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end

2. Flick the blue cap off

3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds before removing (the orange cap will cover the needle). Bare skin is best but the epi-pen will go through clothing. Avoid pockets and seams. 

- Ring an ambulance even if everything seems to be fine!

3 years ago

Luca is once again enabling me to get that sweet sweet lgbt rep under my parents noses. It doesn't have any cannon queer characters, but the entire movie is a gay allegory tbh. I honestly can't reccomend it enough, so just go watch it!


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9 years ago

https://vine.co/v/iTDFuBE0qBI/embed/simple

should of joined shiratorizawa 

8 years ago
8 years ago

Rocking out to the clarinet

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