Thesoupcanner - The Soup Can

Picture for the uncultured to bask upon

I just now realized I've been imagining that one giant exy shop as the bass pro shops pyramid

See the difference is, the Foxes know Neil's deer in the headlights "... I have friends?" wide eyes and his "I don't understand your pop culture references nor any non-emergency reason to text people" confused frown while people like the Feds and Jean know his "I will cause migraines and shed blood bc I'm a multitasker" nonchalance and his "I got it from my dad" shit eating grin

And THATS the source of his utter mischaracterization

But either way he's a feral lil trash raccoon, he's just wearing different hats sometimes

Kevin Day fans, this one’s for you

Blowing smoke rings on her penis like a cock ring.

midwest dad miku serving at the neighborhood bonfire

Fandom: God there’s like NO content anymore. I wish we could get more art and fanfics :(((

Someone: Hey, I can’t draw anything digitally, because I can’t afford a tablet, but here’s a pen on paper drawing that I spent a lot of time and hard work on. Also, I took a shot at my first fanfic and I’d really like some feedback or at least some kudos if you enjoyed it :)

Fandom: Oh... yeah sorry no... not you. We actually meant writers that are already well known and popular to produce MORE content... I mean, if a popular blog shares your work then maybe. And we don’t really like pen to paper art. We just don’t think it’s professional or even looks good :/

It's Arthur Pendragon!

Not what I usually post, but I was really proud of how this practice came out, so I really wanted share.

Anyone watch Merlin perchance? I used to be really into it, I still do personal fanart every now and then. If any would be interested in seeing that, let me know.

jean moreau really said battered housewife but make it cunt.

I keep thinking about the Foxes taking a camping trip and learning that they can never take Neil Josten into the woods. He will 100% regress into a survivalist and Andrew is no help because watching Neil make his own tools to chop down a tree is not something Andrew Minyard is going to stop. Not when he can watch.

“You still don’t know how to sort your wash properly but you’ve domesticated a turkey.” - Allison Probably.

"Kill yourself" is basic. "I hope your fandom gets a new installment that is objectively a great work but also tonally dissonant from the previous ones in a way that generates a huge newbie boom of people uninterested and hostile towards the history of the franchise" is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happening right now.