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Why are they out in the rain? Take them inside! Offer them a hot beverage and a woolen blanket! They are weary and need bedtime stories and snacks!

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

Hey! Also, lots of libraries have resources for learning ANY language. Libraries are awesome.

You can sign up for a bunch of online resources for free with Transparent Language Online (transparent.com), through your local library.

I've used it for a while, and it seems that a lot of the ASL backend stuff is taken from signingsavvy.com (normally you'd have to pay).

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

It got me.

It got me good.

I have been had.

@angel22264422 do it you won't

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Keeping this guide for later :D

A boy can dream, can't he?

We're we! (:

Here Fuck! 😏

We're Shit! 🥺

Queer up. 🏳️‍🌈

Life could be a dream

unbelievable find just now

Anyway, the roof of my mouth was raw for a whole day after this incident.

Anyone know what a ciabatta chicken sandwich is? It's like ciabatta bread, pesto, tomatoes, basil, and balsalmic glaze? And like, the bread is toasted. Oh, and theres mozzarella too. And you're just eating it, and it's just the most scrumptious thing, so you shove it into your face orifice with little to no regard for safety. And then the bread is super toasty, and you are taking big bites out of it, and it's really tasty, but the next thing you know it's over and the roof of your mouth is bleeding and raw from the sharp, toasty ciabatta bread?

Or is this an incredibly specific experience that no one relates to?

"This is the story of how I died"

Thought my gf cheated on me again so I messed around with her gay brother, but it turns out it really *was* just her cousin that she was spending time with, so now I’m kinda feeling guilty and confused

Is this how a priest in a confessional booth feels… ten hail marys

Please make sure to ask your short friends first before doing this. They may become agitated or even hostile. Plus, they might get disoriented from the sudden extreme height difference, so asking first ensures they are ready for the inevitable vertigo they will experience. Care for your short friends responsibly!

@metaphorical-noodle

Eye Level

"Ah yes, John Arcane. He must have a respectable career of doing Job at Place."

will never forget the person in a worldbuilding Discord whose setting had John Arcane be the "inventor of magic" JOHN ARCANE

INVENTOR OF MAGIC