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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

Russian wife's rocks r hard

Ivan:* is bent over the cooking island making pies*

Alfraed: * slaps dat ass* 👏👏 Ivan: *stops* *slowly turns* *makes a slap to his hasband's face* Alfred's head: *is unconcious and stuck in the wall* still worth it ...

we dont talk abt the emoji. (it was my sister’s idea okay?)

you look great in that frog costume

I miss flying so much it hurts. Ever since I was a child I've always wanted to fly. I don't know what type of bird I am exactly (though leaning hawk) but I know that I want to fly. I want to be up in the sky, soaring through the air, seeing the ground so small below me and feeling truly weightless, the wind rushing through my feathers.

Being human isn't all bad. Opposable thumbs are nice, and I've learned a lot of things and made a lot of friends. I just...miss flying. Airplanes, biking down hills, diving - nothing can compare to the real thing. And it sucks.

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Twinsies :>