he’s thinking
interesting train ride
comms open!
Y'all ever think about how in EPIC, Odysseus and Eurylochus calling each other brothers is kinda literal... They were brothers-in-law...
some foul legacy Childe interactions? 👀
Oh my queen. I admire you.
So, in my health class, the teacher's name is Jason (Keep in mind i go to a school where we never use 'mr.' or 'mrs.' for teachers, It's just Jason. Now There's also a student named Jason In the exact same class They even look similar Every single time Jason S (what i'll be calling the kid jason) goes to ask Jason T (what i'll be calling the teacher jason) a question, before the question is even spoken, all I hear, FROM BOTH OF THEM, IS THIS SHENANIGANERY "Eeyyyy, Jason!" (-Jason T) "Jason!" (-Jason S) EVERY. TIME.
Biblically accurate Golden Ninja
RIGHT IN HIS BEST FRIENDS MAN!!!
I'm apparently just here to mess with Childe 🧍♀️
Jay is feeling like Odysseus XDXDXD
ALSO WTF POSEIDON????
"Aren't you tired, Poseidon?
It's been 2600 years, how long will this go, man?"
A very funny witchy interaction with Apollo ;
Me : Are you baiting me to eat? You don't gotta bait me to eat
Apollo : Don't I?
Me: ... ... ... fair enough. *Proceeds to eat another cracker*
Call us The Cryptid Collective, The Stars Cryptids, or Ezra! Hellenistic Pagan Buddhist D.I.D system, very pansexual, very much not open to flirting!
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