HEADCANON

Evie: what if we don't care about our boyfriends as much we care about each other

Mal: No, we just care them in a different way

Evie: What way?

Mal: ...Less

Is cosplaying James or lily potter and playing 22 by Taylor Swift too cruel?

Julie and the Phantoms incorrect quotes

Luke: Why are you smiling at me all pretty?

Alex: Because I want the last thing you ever see to be nice

Luke: then move a little, I can't see Julie

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Nick: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Carrie: Flynn?

Flynn: yeah?

Carrie: Can you hand me the mirror?

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Reggie: I'm also a unicorn

Reggie: maybe a bi-corn

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Trevor: is there any hot girls in school Carrie?

Carrie: yes...

Carrie: me

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Willie: dear diary, today I miss my dead boyfriend Alex.

Alex: Willie we are both dead

Willie: I still can hear his soft voice in my head

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Ray: This is four o'clock in the morning why are you making chocolate pudding.

Reggie: I have no control over my life.

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Julie: are you high?

Reggie: hey, am I what?

Julie: high

Reggie: hey

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Luke: julie and I-

Alex: are you getting married?

Luke: No-

Flynn: sit down, we have the whole thing planned out for you

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Caleb!Nick: I'm going to take you out

Carrie: great it's a date

Caleb!Nick: no I meant as a threat

Carrie: See you at six

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Luke: hey, Bobby. Why did you dye your hair bright blue?

Bobby: I didn't but you had 15 cups of coffee after not sleeping for two days

Luke: Shit

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Reggie and Luke: hey parental figure

Ray: good morning problem children

Alex: good morning Ray

Ray: hello responsible child

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Alex: hey, what are you listening

*grabs his headphones*

Reggie: wait no!

Audiobook: It was at this time that Christopher Robin told his friends that the honey had run out. "Oh brother" Pooh exclaimed

THE MOORSE-GOD FAMILY

Dove Cameron as Mal(eficent) Bertha

Sabrina Carpenter as Helena (mal's sister)(OC)

Angelina Julie as Maleficent

Cheyenne Jackson as Hades

Jake T Austin as Caleb(Hadie)(mals [and Carlos']brother)(OC)

this would be an amazing idea. I mean I didn’t finish the series but I already can see it. But the thing is will Casandra be a villian and has a childeren or a vk (like as gothel’s daughter). besides, this will make her and Ginny Gothel sisters

I wander how many people would be mad if I put Cassandra on the island purely because I hate her?

mevie

MAl: my mom always has a problem with what ı am doing.

Evie: M, thats probably because you are always doing me.

The Hooks

THE HOOKS

   ya wanna know my life?So pissed of Harry Hook shouted. 

   Here is my fucking life!

   We are three siblings. Harriet, our oldest. Me and Cj, our youngest.

My so called father, that son of a bitch, is a horrible person. I have no idea what my mom saw in him. He means harm and abuse and disaster and caos. He abused my mother. Fuck him! She did nothing to that asshole! shoutings and beggings every night. I heared it. Harriet heared it. But it only lasted till Cj was months old. Ya know what happened. The Great Captain Hook Drove Her Insane. so she suicided. Left me and Harriet a note. But that dumbass burnt that note. The only thing I have left from my mother is that necklace.

   Harriet run away. she was smart.she understood that my mother’s death meant nothing to Hook. The next in the line was her. So she run away. More like faked her death and stuff. I can’t blame him tho. I wanted too.Hell I did want to run away. But Cj was only months old. I couldn’t leave her with that monster. Even if I did run away, he would find me one way or another. So I sticked with dad. But I need to admit Harriet always got our backs. sometimes she snuck in the ship, took care of Cj when ı couldn’t. Or somehow scare Mr. Smee and dad so he leaves me alone. Oh and after Ettie’s left, I was the one who got beat and abuse so yeah, most of the scars on me is from him.

   Then Cali grew up. Me and Ettie never told her about mom or the abuses I got. she suddenly became a fathers little girl. Then we met with Uma and Gil and rest of the crew. They got our backs. So we got theirs.

   I’m not even talkin about what kind of abuse I did got! He trew litterally everything at me. Knives, swords, alchohol bottles.. Oh and there is this fire thing. His favorite. He used to burn my skin. And rapes... Ya don’t want me to tell them.

   W-what about the hook? How did you get it. The almost-golden-haired crying girl asked.

    It was one of the nights when Hook got drunk and decided to have a little time with me. Him being drunk made the situation easier for me to run off. There is a cliff, my favorite place. I call it “the endless”. I got there and started to drink. After a little time Harriet and Cj came and gave me this hook. They said “you’ll get revenge someday. And when you do, we will right behing you” That night, we all fell asleep on that place. That’s because this hook is so important to me.

He stood up and wald towards the girl.

   What happened? Your little Neverland heart couldn’t stand a regular Isle story, huh Pan?

   I- I didn’t know. Said Paris, Daughter of Peter Pan.

   I’m-

   Sorry? Yeah, me too

Ben: I think that's enough drinks for today

Mal: Im playing a game thats called "I take a shot everytime I feel depressed"

Ben: that game exists its called alcoholism

Years later Jane and Carlos settled down

Carlos: what would you do if one day I came home with six puppies?

Jane: what's in the box?

Jane: what's in the box, Carlos

Carlos: I think you know

Nil by Lynne Matson

A book series that I could not a fandom of...

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