Carlos De Vil - Blog Posts

So, I finally made compiled my full kin list and here are my observations:

1. Wow I’m a piece of shit aren’t I?

2. It’s the family issues for me, man.

3. ✨Trauma✨

4. No seriously, I’m such a red flag. 😭😭😭

5. They all have nice hair though.

6. I know most of them are total shitbags, but they’re my emotional support shitbags.

Feel free to judge me as much as you’d like.

Harry Hook has white boy rizz

Evie, Jay and Carlos teaching Ben how to be evil in d2: lying is the responsible thing to do

HEADCANON

When Carlos and Jane first started dating Lonnie slipped out that Jane actually knows the flower language. Carlos trying to be thoughtful, learned it overnight (mostly) and made a bouquet. Only there was a flower that only grows with magic so he went to mal and maimed her til she had to grow the flower.

When Carlos gave the bouquet to Jane at first she was confused but then Carlos explained to her. There was a moment of silence followed by the warmest hug Carlos had ever got in his life

Years later Jane and Carlos settled down

Carlos: what would you do if one day I came home with six puppies?

Jane: what's in the box?

Jane: what's in the box, Carlos

Carlos: I think you know

Diego De Vil: Everybody has a bad cousin that teaches you a few things. Like how to smoke, how to pick-pocket, how to wire a car, how to out tracks on your shoe, when you want to throw off a lie detector test.

Jace Badun: Which cousin was that? Surely it wasnt Carlos.

Diego De Vil: I am the cousin.

Jay literally: Shit...

Mal: Oh fuck

Carlos sighing: damnit evie

Gif is not mine

Fairy Godmother: what is the most irritating thing that your family has said to you?

Chad: That's too much cologne

Mal: that's how girls end up dead

Gil: Dont talk black to me

Evie: It's inappropriate because he is your teacher

Gil: how do you even talk black? End words with izzle?

Uma: that's back you idiot

Audrey: Act more like an adult. What does act more like an adult even mean?

I'm Home JANELOS ONE-SHOT

~can you play with my hair~

It was a regular weekend in Auradon prep. Carlos and Jane were having a movie in Carlos' room. Jay and Lonnie was on some kind of work out date or something. Honestly no one could tell what was exactly going on between these two.

It was a very tiring week, really. The exams were following each other almost without a second to breathe, tourney and cheer practices were a lot more and a lot tiring as they just started the new tourney season. They even play their first match (which they obviously won). So this weekend was kind of an escape for both of them. They were in the middle of the movie when Carlos got up to use the bathroom. When he came back, instead of his previous place which he had and arm around his girlfriend while she was leaning on his chest, he claimed on the bed and lay on the girls lap. Jane knew how much her boyfriend like to cuddle but sometimes she thinks he just becomes a literal puppy. Which she adores a lot. Automatically, she put one hand on the boys arm.

After like five minutes or so, Carlos felt that something was missing. After ten seconds of thinking and realization, he looked up without lifting his head to Jane who was still focused on the movie.

Can you play with my hair?

She looked back at him and smiled.

Of course.

After a lot of tiredness, both mentally and physically, Carlos felt actually safe. He felt so safe that even made him forgot about his abusive mother, the painfull memories, or the stress of both past and future. He was finally home. And the only thing that this comfort pushed him to was the best sleep he has ever gotten in his entire life.

He was home.

THE DE VIL FAMILY

Cameron Boyce as Carlos Oscar De Vil

Emma Stone as Cruella De Vil

Jake T Austin as Caleb De Vil (Carlos’ younger brother)(OC)

Selena Gomez as Celeste  De Vil (Carlos’ oldest cousin)(OC)

David Henrie as Diego De Vil

Emaroude Toubia as Isabella De Vil (Carlos’ youngest cousin)(OC)

John Hannah as Cecil B De Vil

ı ship one side with shitty past and the other one is the good girl/boy

for example

LOGYN: MCU / NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Loki has the problematic past and Sigyn is the good girl who is always there for him

PERALTIAGO: BROOKLYN 9-9

I mean Jake has father issues. And Amy is the good girl who always be there for Jake.

JANELOS: DESCENDANTS

So we don’t have to talk about how bad the isle was, especially for carlos with Cruella so... and jane is the good auradn girl. They are my underatted babies

IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SHIP LIKE THEM IN MIND, I’D LIKE TO HEAR

Gil: I don't need Harry. I am my own person and that's enough.

Carlos: Good cuz, I need to go back to th-

Gil: Don't leave me alone! I am not enough!

can we just take a moment and remember that Carlos is technically British. I don’t think we talk about than enough.

Like in a place mal, evie and jay orders coffe but carlos always goes with tea and we already know how gentelman he can be and uggghhhh.... ı can never talk  enough about that but ı am currently obsessed with British!Carlos