OMG I FOUND THE HOODIE HERE!!

hey girl hru. me? nothing much. but uh hey. girl your oozing girl… no girl like green. not glowing- oozing. yea no. I won’t tell anyone I just wanted to let you know in case you need to pack that alien shit up. yea girl thanks sorry about that

Couples shirt idea

not if I win first!

This is great. I’m going to Win at Boop, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

This is temporary agent squids from the amphibian division reminding you that YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER.

im sitting in a cardboard box rn and i can see why cats do this so much. this is fun as fuck

so: imagine percy being a regular at a diner, right?

and he goes there enough times that they even put a "blue" option on the menu, right?

and then, slowly but surely, more demigods start going there separately, right?

so the diner employees just collectively calls them, "the regulars," because they all this weird, cryptid-like aura to them, right?

but then, one day, they all show up at once with varying amounts of injuries, and the diner employees are just like what the f—

It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it

This is why it’s so important for parents to support their trans kids.