Thetelekineticfrog - Definitely Contains Sarcasm, I Checked

I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

Bug

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

the biggest lie the weight loss industry ever sold us was the idea that the lower body fat % you have, the stronger and fitter you are. think about how stupid that is for a second. imagine explaining this concept to a caveman. he‘d just eat you for protein

How the HEC did I get thirteen followers?

...what is this, Cult of the Lamb?

Best feeling in the WORLD

here have a cat

Call me biodegradable 'cause I break down easily

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

thank you for making my post exponentially funnier btw

you're welcome! I try

who's Joe?

this is so stupid i spent like 20m on this