Honestly The Discourse On This Site Is So Bad That I Have A New Hot Take: If You Use Tumblr At All Fuck

or to tie one to a centrifuge with a knife sticking out of the wall that ever so slowly gets closer.

added to @no-pain 's meme

I love you, Mr. Murderbritches.

I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

-PLEASE REBLOG THIS YOU MAYBE ARE SAVING SOMEONES LIFE

You are special and amazing , If you need to talk or some help send me a dm and I will talk to you.

Hmm

well since we're all going to be criminals right quick who wants to arson a police office?

I wish it wasn't illegal for people to flirt with me

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

"cant believe youd make this about your current interest" i will make the birds in the sky and the grass in the fields about my thing. for free. i will look at gods ineffable creation with a mind filled with images and thoughts of my guys.

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The always option would be similar to "breathing manually" don't worry tho this won't affect sleep-

Much

Since you will always be thinking about something it may be harder to focus on other things, accomplish tasks, etc. You will have complete control of your breathing at all times, so things like swimming (or running, I think) would be a lot easier.

2. The never option makes your breathing not consciously controlled at all, like your heart or kidney or something. Thus, you can focus on stuff without ever thinking about breathing. For better or worse. But since you don't control your own breathing you cannot do things like hold your breath or switch from breathing with your mouth to with your nose. So you cannot really avoid inhaling harmful gasses or liquids.