Doing This To All Of You

Sometimes I think the batfam forgets they’re not biologically related (and that’s because my dad was adopted but he’d talk about his adoptive family’s health history, traits and be like ‘yea be on the look out for that. It runs in the family’ like SIR)

Anyway here we go with the post

Tim: [is a short king]

Old gala lady: “aw look at you! Bit on the small side for 17, don’t you think?”

Bruce: “not necessarily, the doctor sai-“

Lady: [pinching Tim’s cheeks] “don’t worry about it, love. You’ll grow up into a fine young man just like your father”

Bruce: “oh, um-“

Tim: [looks hopeful]

Bruce: “yes he will”

Dick: [filling out paperwork for superhero things] “hey Bruce, does diabetes runs in the family?”

Bruce: “uh, not sure. I don’t think so”

Dick: “ok great, what about…heart problems?”

Bruce: [thinks for a moment] “I think my grandfather had a heart attack in his mid fifties, hold on I have records”

They proceeded to spend 20 minutes looking at medical records and histories

Bruce: “wait”

Dick: “what?”

Bruce: “we’re idiots, you’re adopted Dick”

Dick: “… dammit, so what’s my families medical history!”

Jason: [talking with some friends] “yea and I have my dads curly hair, he also started going grey kinda early so that’s probably why I have this white streak”

Roy: “oh nice! Same thing with my red hair. Was your dad tall too?”

Jason: “he is pretty tall, 6’2” I believe. Built like a brick wall too, also a stubborn asshole”

Artemis: “you must be spitting image of him, I wish we could meet him”

Jason: “what? You’ve met Bruce”

Roy: “… aren’t you adopted?”

There is an emerging rumour which is becoming quote popular that what happened all thoes years ago was that someone with a big grudge against Big Mama paid a witch to place a curse on the boys to make them "disappear". The witch did not have the heart to do that and instead turned them into turtles so that they wouldn't be recognised and left them outside the hidden city to be adopted by a lone kind rat-yokai.

I hope you have had a nice new years and enjoyed this lightly fairy tale inspired rumour mill update

That yokai rumor mill is just too wholesome for it's own good lol. I love it!

thank you! and i hope you had a good new years as well : )

Part 7!

This part is based on the Krangofication part. You might want to check it out if you have forgotten/haven't read it yet:)

Part 1

And people think it's weird that I want to live in a library

《Stress》

Based on my headcanon on how the turtles would react to stress because IM A FUCKING SUCKER FOR THIS KINDA COMFORT COMICS OKAY!!! SUE ME!!!

To recap the stress response headcanon briefly:

Donnie stress stims (scratching his arm, they give him fidget toys so he doesnt hurt himself)

Mikey hides in his shell, away from harm. You know, turtle istincts and all haha

Leo gets nausea and gags a lot (any strong emotion does that really)

Raph has a delayed panic/anxiety spike later on, because he wants to always make sure his brothers are safe first. THEN he'll crumble

*Sketches will be in a separate poll.

Related Posts: • Separate post for the chapter 48 side scene with Ray, Lannion, and Thoma featured in the mystic code book. (Translated by 14thNeah) • Norman and Vincent's relationship • Did Ayshe forgive Norman during the timeskip? • What would you like out of the Ayshe-Norman conflict? • Me @ Shirai choosing to include Ayshe specifically in this panel of Isabella’s internal thoughts in chapter 174 • Why Ayshe acts the way she does in her conversation with Ray • What reconciliation with Isabella looks like for Ray versus the rest of her children • "The  tragedy  is  that  the  prioritizing  of  her  own  position  trumps  that  love  of  a  mother  more  times  that  it  ever  didn’t,  and   that’s   the  mom  that  Ray  was  left  with. " • Chapter 181 - WSJ Release vs Volume Release Differences

shaking myself (very gently) . being in pain takes a lot of energy!!!!!! being in pain is exhausting!!!!!!! you are not lazy or weak because you need to spend so much time resting, this is your body coping with how much pain you’re in literally 24/7!!!!!!!!!

raph is concerned by his brother’s coping mechanisms

been making some fauna for my dragon rp forum 🥰✨ magical teapot pets, skywhales, and raptor rams

[DC] rough …veryyyy rough sketches for a whole ass Anime opening I have in my head and started in December 😭🙏 I still have a minute left to complete but I wanted to show the beginning…I hope I have time to clean it up

BASED ON THE YJ98 COMIC NOT THE 2011 SHOW OF THE SAME NAME

Random stills below