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i hauve a cold
Centipede economic sayings
Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea
it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.
*faints* 😩
I will suck dick for joy
Let's cut the bullshit though. Haunted houses can definitely become pregnant.
they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)
reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers
i love you. im pregnant and its toys
my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks
Catch of the Night
jacking off should leave like a 30-60 min buff on your body and mind. it should have healing properties and shit. like the estus in dark souls
Whatever *sticks my dick in the gap between who you are and who you portray yourself as*
Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it
In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.
P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3
EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings
EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.
:)
they really did make the throat to be vulnerable and easily wounded. some people would call this a design flaw but not those who can appreciate and understand like i.
This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.
military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
my grandma shooting a laser at me because i said i’m not hungry
she let me hit because i care for all creatures in the forest great and small
Hello tumblr I heard you like changeling stories
Edit: If you want a physical copy of this comic!