One Of The Most Interesting Things I’ve Noticed About Non-natives Appropriating Our Stuff Is They Never

sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything. as if it’s my fault.

Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

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Help :(

Hello, sorry to bother you but I have an emergency and as much as I feel ashamed to do this, I’d like to ask you for any help, if possible.

My city, Santiago, is currently under a strict confinement where to head out to buy groceries you need a special permit that grants you 2 hours per week to do so if you’re doing your groceries on Saturday or Sunday.

On the 14th I went to the market close to my home and there was a long queue outside the market so had to wait for a long time (max 50 persons allowed in at any time), so after I managed to pay for my groceries my 2 hours had long expired and police stopped me on my way back.

The police demanded to see my permit and upon seeing that it had been expired by an hour by then they just took my info and fined me. The amount of the fine will be decided on the 1st (apparently a lot of people are getting fined like this so I just had a tentative amount).

According to the site where I can see the amount, tentatively I’ll be paying 6 UC (Around 308934 CLP, more or less 427 USD or so), but it might be more or less once I get the final amount on April, and then I should pay it ASAP.

Since lately my finances have been extremely tight lately, I don’t have the money to cover this fine. Also being an immigrant I’m afraid that this might cause me serious issues for me, because when you’re an immigrant this kind of thing is always scary.

According to some friends it’s very rare to be stopped, much less fined, by the police at all, so I’m just hoping this didn’t happen because I obviously don’t look local at all (not that there’s any resource for defending myself if that’s the case).

If you could help me by chipping in to help me cover this  I would very much appreciate it, any amount could help me.

My Paypal is https://paypal.me/doctoranfelo

and my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/doctoranfelo

they really did make the throat to be vulnerable and easily wounded. some people would call this a design flaw but not those who can appreciate and understand like i.

Times are troubling and hard right now-but never forget, your Beet loving Grandmother loves you very very much and wants you to be safe.

And for you to eat your vegetables.

I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

montero and take me to church are two sides of the same extremely sexy coin