Thetruelesbianwhisperer - Untitled

some m/f ships are like. that woman is a lesbian. however that man is a woman so it all works out

submissive and beheadable

Did you know that nerdy boys have glasses so that they can fog up from huffing while they suck your dick? You can Google it, it’s true.

Church of Whale Fall

some one just put a cup over me and they’re looking for a paper to slide under me LOL gonna break out from this cup while they’re distracted

translate? um a trans person is never late nor early they arrive precisely when they mean to and u should give them a little kiss for it

core classes as undead :)

my grandma shooting a laser at me because i said i’m not hungry