If You Hired A Galapagos Finch As A Linecook It Would Perfectly Evolve A Beak To Optimally Smoke Cigarettes

Japanese legend: you have the face of who you loved most in a past life

Sorry to be broke, but once again...I'm a Black disabled lesbian, and I can't work. I do commissions, I do collages, I make my silly little Tumblr posts, and if you'd like to compensate me for any of those things:

PayPal.me/marsinaries

Venmo.com/fluoresensitive

i'm sure you're all sick of me making these posts, i'm also sick of making them, but my situation has yet to change and the expenses of life never cease in our modern capitalist hellscape.

this is my upcoming utility bill, after which I will have a couple weeks before my rent is due.

my ko-fi is /vaporwavelich

there you can either donate to me directly, or you can purchase something from my shop or commission menus. every little bit helps.

I'm trying to either find stable (remote) employment or build a sustainable following on ko-fi. so far I've made negligible progress on both fronts, but unlike the cyclical trap of the modern job application process, you, o masses of the internet, have the power to at least make the ko-fi progress move.

the less I have to stress about money, the more time I can spend delivering content to make the ko-fi worth your while.

I also have open commissions that aren't listed on ko-fi because I haven't figured out how to efficiently list them on ko-fi yet.

my carrd [vaporwavelich . crd . co/#creaturecommissions - no spaces] has more information on that.

please, contribute if you can and share this post. I've become increasingly stressed out about this since they cut off my unemployment benefits back in May.

guy who has mommy issues from their father

them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that

me: snip snip

having a side wound is such slut behavior tbh. like damn your waist is looking pretty grabbable right now 👀 due to needing to apply pressure to stop the bleeding. but also other factors.

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

Help :(

Hello, sorry to bother you but I have an emergency and as much as I feel ashamed to do this, I’d like to ask you for any help, if possible.

My city, Santiago, is currently under a strict confinement where to head out to buy groceries you need a special permit that grants you 2 hours per week to do so if you’re doing your groceries on Saturday or Sunday.

On the 14th I went to the market close to my home and there was a long queue outside the market so had to wait for a long time (max 50 persons allowed in at any time), so after I managed to pay for my groceries my 2 hours had long expired and police stopped me on my way back.

The police demanded to see my permit and upon seeing that it had been expired by an hour by then they just took my info and fined me. The amount of the fine will be decided on the 1st (apparently a lot of people are getting fined like this so I just had a tentative amount).

According to the site where I can see the amount, tentatively I’ll be paying 6 UC (Around 308934 CLP, more or less 427 USD or so), but it might be more or less once I get the final amount on April, and then I should pay it ASAP.

Since lately my finances have been extremely tight lately, I don’t have the money to cover this fine. Also being an immigrant I’m afraid that this might cause me serious issues for me, because when you’re an immigrant this kind of thing is always scary.

According to some friends it’s very rare to be stopped, much less fined, by the police at all, so I’m just hoping this didn’t happen because I obviously don’t look local at all (not that there’s any resource for defending myself if that’s the case).

If you could help me by chipping in to help me cover this  I would very much appreciate it, any amount could help me.

My Paypal is https://paypal.me/doctoranfelo

and my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/doctoranfelo