I...i Feel This.

I GOT DROWNED

Guess what I saw:

SLEEP, ALONE

SLEEP.

ALONE.

SLEEP ALONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

has been rebarked

arf arf, bark bark bark, woof woof. bark bark bark, woof woof, bark. arf arf bark bark, woof, bark. chomp chomp?

rebark if you agree.

how does one learn how to do this? I'm genuinely curious

Context is important! Pole and sex work are inextricably linked, but there are distinctions between them. Strippers made this hobby what it is, and taught me what I know, and while I haven’t lived that life, I’m honoured to stand on their shoulders.

I hear Patreon has cool stuff

and that kids, is how shark merfolk were made!

Perfectly timed wedding photo

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds 

(Source)

low-key spooked-

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

As a werewolf therian...that joke gets the awoo of approval.

You know why werewolves are kind of a cliche?

...

Because they're a lycan... trope.

they taste great, frfr.

Personally, i like marinating them in seawater and adding a bit of garlic to it. You can also put some pineapple on the meat beforehand if you want it extra tender.

then you cut the meat/remove the inedible parts AFTER the cooking process. I find the blood makes it taste better (and you can make a good broth when you combine the bones with it).

then serve on a plate with mashed potatoes, mack n cheese, and a healthy salad.

i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

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