Why Did No One Bother To Tell Me The Climax Of Limitless (2011) Is Bradley Cooper Going Through Withdrawals

Sometimes I want to throw rocks at Silly Internet People because they’re WRONG, and I’ve got the kind of autism that really hates misinformation and misunderstanding.

Instead of doing that I go for a walk.

I go for a lot of walks.

Generator Rex is legitimately one of the best cartoons ever created, and if I could find a way to watch it I would promptly write a 10k essay on why.

Listening to Time to Pretend sitting by the sea as MGMT (God) intended

Free will is a miraculous thing

Not in the christian way

But rather “I just remembered that i can take an edible and a bus into a coastal beach town to eat cheetos and watch the sunset”

I don’t care for vampire vegetarianism. It feels like an awfully strange thing to desire demons just to defang them.

Oh my god, writing this, brb

to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel

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Let it never be said I make up fake adventures for text posts that reach 10 notes.

Free will is a miraculous thing

Not in the christian way

But rather “I just remembered that i can take an edible and a bus into a coastal beach town to eat cheetos and watch the sunset”

Show That Will Never Leave Your Brain ⋆｡°✩

Magician version available here

Lovers version available here

I have not even brought up the “villains.” I say villains because they are not so much evil as they are violently protesting for human rights. Good for them.

My favorite character can open dimensional pockets. She kidnaps her favorite monsters and locks them in an old school to make them play dolls.

Generator Rex is legitimately one of the best cartoons ever created, and if I could find a way to watch it I would promptly write a 10k essay on why.

Intuit credit karma has an ad that stars a nonbinary character. It is three am and I am fighting tears over an ad character named Morgan. The narrator used they/them pronouns the entire time, seamlessly.

I sat up in my seat as soon as I saw them. I was shocked. I was hooked. I am somewhat upset with myself over having such an emotional reaction to a capitalist commercial meant to entice the younger generation. It worked.

Ilove him more than anything and I have endless side-eye for anyone who disagrees

i love book armand so much. everyone thinks he’s such a fuck up and can’t hack it, but he literally never stops trying and caring. despite it all he hangs out with humans and makes modern art and watches plays and has philosophical debates and rides a jet ski around fighting pirates and builds a mall for his friends to live in. he thinks he’s broken and incapable of love but he tries so hard at it anyway over and over :(