You Both Are Absolutely Disgusting.

You both are absolutely disgusting.

Hey, it turns out zere's vone dog I'm not afraid of. Rolly, from 101 Dalmatians. I can relate to him. - Augustus

You can relate to a dog?

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4 years ago

There is no way to teach it, my dear.

You just let the music flow through you and it should come naturally. At least for me it does. That's the art of dance.

Let's keep pumping out the chocolate!

4 years ago

Those kids were so mean and rude to you on that tour I bet you had a headache that morning. And this is why you hate kids I bet ๐Ÿ˜‚

Thank you for realizing that I was the victim and not them. People kill me with that "you tried to hurt the kids" stuff. It's so dramatic. Ugh.

4 years ago

You have a very pretty nose

That's such an odd compliment, haha! You're weird.

4 years ago

#gettinganewcanesoon ๐ŸŽฉ

4 years ago

Would you like to be friends? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Ha ha...no.

Because you see, most people aren't going to put the same amount of effort in that I do...and that is the biggest form of rejection to me. The worst kind, actually. Friends let you down, or people you trust betray you and steal your secret chocolate recipes, why should I want them? Besides, The Buckets, Hatter and Edward are my dearest friends. I have no more tolerance for others. Maybe you should ask Edward, he told me that it gets lonely up in that stuffy castle sometimes, and unfortunately I can't visit often. He lives quite the distance and my factory is demanding.

4 years ago

Maybe, but you came at me first. Why are you always on the defensive whenever I talk about Alice? She's a terrible girl who doesn't know up from down or left from right half the time. She spiked your tea, what more evidence do you need? I think your top hat is a little too tight, Tarrant.

I'm sorry for our little fight earlier. This new herbal tea I'm drinking has me acting strange. Emphasis on herbal. I think Alice spiked it

All is forgiven. And since we're apologizing, I'm sorry for telling Edward that you're a no good gap tooth tea-drinking scallywag. Heh.

I'm not sorry for my comments about Alice, though. I stand by them, and now you see what I mean for yourself. She's clearly got you tripping off the herbs. What is it this time? Opium Poppy? Tsk tsk.

4 years ago

You so damn fine to me, lord have mercy

Please Mrs. Beauregard, you're married!

4 years ago

You strike me as the guy who casually wears bathrobes in the morning and on wellness sundays.

Oh yes, I have many bath and night robes made from the finest satin and silk. And velvet. If you gotta work hard you might as well be comfortable while doing it!

I just ordered a few more this week.

4 years ago

How did you avoid getting sued by the kids that got injured's parents that went to your factory?

There was fine print on the back and bottom of each ticket stating that I wasn't to be held liable should any injuries or dismemberment occur in my factory. And by entering the factory, each parent and their child were physically in agreement.

4 years ago

Idk if it was you but I fr saw you walking down the street to a sweets shop with a kid and you passed me and you smelled like caramel and hazelnut or something idk how to describe it your scent blew in the wind and it smelled very sweet like dessert that's all ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I believe that could have been me, Charlie and I were headed to a new local candy store to scope out the candy and to have a word with the owner about selling my candy there as a strategic move - good for business.

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