It Must've Taken You A Lot Of Internal Restraint To Not Slap The Shit Outta Mike All Those Times He Insulted

You said your middle name is Winslow and my middle name is kinda similar it's willow 😂😂😂

And I like your bedroom and your smile and cheekbones. Your really feminine and handsome and sexy which is my type but im too young and you probably gonna be disgusted that Im 16 bye

That took a left turn quick! Haha!

But seriously, ew.

You gotta teach me your petty ways so I can have sassy and mean clapbacks ready like you do, cuz from what i seen you win fights with ease 💀

Of course! It's all about sarcasm, delivery and wordplay. But this isn't something that everybody can do, see you gotta have the sass and be able to execute it perfectly. ☝️

Did you plan for all the kids to get hurt in ur factory.

The Oompa Loompa songs were a bit too detailed.

I’m on to you sir!

No, I didn't, life just has a funny way of serving karma. They wouldn't listen to my warnings so they paid the consequences. My Oompa Loompas are very talented at improvising songs, they're quite intelligent and creative. Seriously, those snot-nosed brats weren't harmed, merely altered. Ha.

No, I strongly dislike that book and its use of the n-word. Although I believe and hope its aim is to teach important lessons about racism, it's a dull read.

You said you would read a book for us but the original asker never said what book they wanted you to read.. so can you like leave some voice clips on my ask, it can even be quotes?

I would post more to further entrain you but I'm afraid there is a one video limit. Maybe I'll read a book in the near future, someone requested If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, haha! We'll see.

Hi! I love your chocolate. I wanna ask; what's your favorite time of day? Thanks!

Hi, I appreciate your kind words! ☺️

My favorite time of day is morning, because that's when I get to wake up and start the whole process of creating creative candy again, haha! And my brain works better in the morning than it does at night, by nightfall I'm beat.

Idk if it was you but I fr saw you walking down the street to a sweets shop with a kid and you passed me and you smelled like caramel and hazelnut or something idk how to describe it your scent blew in the wind and it smelled very sweet like dessert that's all 😂😂😂

I believe that could have been me, Charlie and I were headed to a new local candy store to scope out the candy and to have a word with the owner about selling my candy there as a strategic move - good for business.

You should ask @sungchano, it's her art. She just made it for me. But I don't mind if she doesn't. ☺️

It's shitty but I made this for you hope you like it 💕💕😘💕

Really? For me?! Goodness, how long did this take you? It isn't bad at all, you're very talented and it's gorgeous! It's very sweet of you.

Thank you! ☺️

U have an onlyfans?

Isn't that an app primarily used for soliciting money in trade for nudity? If that's the one then no I don't, it's disgusting.

You kids these days are really something else.

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Would you like to be friends? 😁😄😃

Ha ha...no.

Because you see, most people aren't going to put the same amount of effort in that I do...and that is the biggest form of rejection to me. The worst kind, actually. Friends let you down, or people you trust betray you and steal your secret chocolate recipes, why should I want them? Besides, The Buckets, Hatter and Edward are my dearest friends. I have no more tolerance for others. Maybe you should ask Edward, he told me that it gets lonely up in that stuffy castle sometimes, and unfortunately I can't visit often. He lives quite the distance and my factory is demanding.

I just joined and your the second person I followed 😂

Oh.... Why wasn't I the first? 😒